Tuesday, 30 September 2008

More legalised theft

Cunts.

Millions of children in the UK are living in, or on the brink of, poverty, a report claims.

The Campaign to End Child Poverty says 5.5 million children are in families that are classed as "struggling" - 98% of children in some areas.


Oh, the humanity!

Before I even read this article, I knew what was coming:
1. Quango action
2. Gimme some money
3. Another government fuckup.

And so it came to pass:

The Campaign to End Child Poverty is a coalition of more than 130 organisations including Barnardo's, Unicef and the NSPCC.


Unlikely to be biased then.

Campaign director Hilary Fisher said the figures were "absolutely shocking".

She said: "There are currently 3,900,000 children in the UK that are classed as actually living in poverty, which impacts on every aspect of a child's life.

"A child in poverty is 10 times more likely to die in infancy, and five times more likely to die in an accident.

"Adults who lived in poverty as a child are 50 times more likely to develop a restrictive illness such diabetes or bronchitis."

Ms Fisher said some families could not afford school uniforms, and chose schools for their children based on uniform cost - which was "not acceptable".

She said: "The government has lifted 600,000 children out of poverty, but 100,000 have gone back for each of the last two years.

"If the government does not allocate £3bn in tax credits and benefits in the next budget, then their plans to reduce child poverty will fail."


God bless those cunting tax credits, eh? Where the fuck would we be without the dead fucking hand of those cunts in government?

She said local authorities and other service providers had to help it raise family incomes, encourage people to apply for tax credit and benefits and help parents work.

She said the latter was known to be one of the best ways for families to get out of poverty


Yeah, fucking right. Meanwhile, colour me severely pissed off as the fucking government steals more from my grandchildren to give money to my children. Except, of course, my fucking children won't see fucking shit.

Instead of supporting fucking tax credits, why don't you tell the monocular fucker to stop charging tax on any income below £12,000 per annum or something? Dozy cunt.

Something just went pop in my head

For the fucking cunting fucking sake of fucking cunting fuck:

A row has broken out at the University of Manchester after its students' union toilets were "de-gendered".

Temporary signs have made the "ladies" simply "toilets", while the "gents" have become "toilets with urinals".

The changes are in response to an unspecified number of complaints from trans students who are uncomfortable using the men's toilets.

A university newspaper criticised the move but the student union said it was needed to tackle transphobia.

There are no figures on the number of transsexual and transgender students believed to be among the university's population of more than 35,000 students.

The students' union welfare office declined to reveal the number of complaints, but said it was an important issue.

Welfare officer Jennie Killip told the BBC: "If you were born female, still present quite feminine, but define as a man you should be able to go into the men's toilets - if that's how you define.

"You don't necessarily have had to have gender reassignment surgery, but you could just define yourself as a man, feel very masculine in yourself, feel that in fact being a woman is not who you are."


Christ Almighty, what the fuck planet is this cunt on? How fucking many hermaphrodites* are there on this campus anyway? Why the fuck does everybody have to kowtow to the wibble of a handful of infinitely confused cockmongers anyway?

My best guess? Jennie Killip has photos of the Chancellor or someone sucking the oversized clitoris of a transgender.

Bunch of fucking cunts.

*I know they're not hermaphrodites.

Yet another fucking quango

Gorgon, go fuck yourself:

Gordon Brown hailed the internet as a world of "entertainment, opportunity and knowledge" as he launched a new watchdog to protect children online.

The Prime Minister said that the UK Council for Child Internet Safety was an "important landmark" in efforts to keep young people safe on the web.

The council was set up by the Government in response to recommendations by Dr Tanya Byron, a psychologist, in a report about internet safety published in March.

It will monitor the web for offensive content and have the power to order sites that illegally encourage suicide or harmful behaviour to be taken down.


Gorgon, you're somebody's child, aren't you? Well, I don't give a fuck. Please go and mutilate your cock with a rusty spade and then hang yourself from a fucking lamp post, you fat, ugly, monocular, fuck-faced, spazmong of a cuntwaft.

Quote of the hemidemisemisecond

The real test [of intelligence] comes when MENSA ask you for money so you can have an 'I am clever' badge. If you hand it over, you fail.


Too true.

Monday, 29 September 2008

Thank fuck!

Praise be unto the US Congress: they have sunk the unauditable, unscrutinisable $700Bn tax grab that Paulson was trying to make. Now the banks are going to have to feel the pain.

Good. Because if this fucking aid package had made it through, the pain would have gone on forever.

But the best of all is that Nancy Pelosi got a kick in the cunt. I already hate the bitch.

Sunday, 28 September 2008

Saturday, 27 September 2008

We live too hard, don't we?

I have a guest round, showing them a few bits round my way. My guest comes from an island in the Med. Because we've been doing fairly touristy things in quaint country villages, I've been irritated with the occasionally less than snappy service and chatty old ladies, seeming to want to know every aspect of my life before serving me a fucking cup of tea and a slice of cake. However, when we got home, my guest remarked at how brusque and hurried English life was.

No wonder they live longer than us, it's got fuck all to do with the diet and the olive oil ... it's all about the pace of life.

Friday, 26 September 2008

Blogging may be erratic this weekend

I may test drive this thing called a "life".

Who needs the EU to make blogging illegal?

The Italians are already leading the way:

Italian bloggers are up in arms at a court ruling early this year that suggests almost all Italian blogs are illegal. This month, a senior Italian politician went one step further, warning that most web activity is likely to be against the law.

The story begins back in May, when a judge in Modica (in Sicily) found local historian and author Carlo Ruta guilty of the crime of "stampa clandestina" – or publishing a "clandestine" newspaper – in respect of his blog. The judge ruled that since the blog had a headline, that made it an online newspaper, and brought it within the law’s remit.

The penalties for this crime are not onerous: A fine of 250 Euros or a prison sentence of up to two years. Carlo Ruta was fined and ordered to take down his site, which has now been replaced by a blank page, headed "Site under construction", and a link directing surfers to his new site. Hardly serious stuff – except that he now has a criminal record, and his original site has disappeared.

The offence has its origins in 1948, when in apparent contradiction of Article 21 of the Italian Constitution guaranteeing the right to free expression, a law was passed requiring publishers to register officially before setting up a new publication. The intention, in the immediate aftermath of Fascism, may have been to regulate partisan and extremist publications. The effect was to introduce into Italian society a highly centrist and bureaucratic approach to freedom of the Press.

A further twist to this tale took place in 2001, with the realisation that existing laws were inadequate to deal with the internet. Instead of liberalising, the Italian Government sought to bring the internet into the same framework as traditional print media. Law 62, passed in March 2001, introduces the concept of "stampa clandestina" to the internet.


Truly the inmates, etc.

Something really is wrong, isn't it?

Well, shiver me timbers:

Following a recent spate of pirate attacks* off the Horn of Africa, reportedly Her Majesty's Royal Navy has been powerless to act following official concern over possible violations of the buccaneers' human rights - and worries that they might seek asylum in the UK after being captured.


The rest of the article doesn't make it any better.

Cheer up Marianne!

Heh:

I've been subject to a lot of attacks from bloggers all over Europe," Ms Mikko told reporters after the passage of the resolution. "I've been called Mao Tse-Tung, Lukashenko, Ceauscescu - it's not very pleasant."


It's OK, babe, you're still a grade-A cunt!

Hilarious advert

... just NOT suitable for work!

Something for Old Holborn

Safety is paramount ...

(I'm going straight to hell, definitely!)

Thursday, 25 September 2008

Stock Tip du Jour: High-Tech Urine Extraction

What utter bilge:

Like other computer hardware groups, IBM has a finance arm that helps customers finance big IT purchases. IBM said it met the requirements for inclusion on the short selling list and being included was in the “best interests” of the company and its shareholders.


Wankers

Wednesday, 24 September 2008

Tech Tip du Jour: Easy PDFs

Seems to work OK for doing simple PDF images, it won't preserve links, for instance. Also, Windows-only, I'm afraid!

But the price is right!

And then he does ... at length

Mr Brown is not a good, decent man. He is an utter shit, and his utter shitness is inseparable from the difficulties he now faces in continuing to be Prime Minister despite his obvious unsuitability, and to the miseries he is still inflicting upon the rest of us.

I will not expand at length about Brown's shititude
.


Well worth a read.

Google / Blogger cunts

I wonder which fucker pulled out which plug by mistake.

Cunts.

Brown Wows Conference With Blistering Speech



The Spine: if you don't already read it, you should.

And you thought our unions were bad?

Blimey:

The chief executive of Graziano Transmissioni India was yesterday beaten to death by a group of former workers when a meeting called to settle the dispute which led to their dismissal "turned sour"


Still think those fat cats don't deserve the big bucks?

Darling declares war on City's risk culture

Via Samizdata, this:

The Chancellor pledged to clamp down on the City's culture of rewarding undue risk-taking and will soon reveal plans to tighten market regulations.


For fuck's sake. Meanwhile, in the real world:

The fact that insurance companies refused to insure property located on storm-wracked coasts is not an instance of market failure. A market failure supposedly occurs when the price of goods and services do not reflect the true costs of producing and consuming those goods and services. That's clearly not what happened here. The market is practically shouting at people, "Don't build something you can't afford to lose where hurricanes periodically crash ashore."

Instead the state "insurance" scheme is an example of government failure which occurs when a government intervention causes a more inefficient allocation of goods and resources than would occur without that intervention. In this case, it's the government that's telling people that it's OK to build in dangerous areas and then not charging them enough for the "insurance."


In what way does the cunt think that businesses are keen to fire up risky ventures? Businesses would rather have a sure thing any day of the week. All this fucking around with derivatives and the like stems from regulation stopping businesses from offloading their risk in a transparent manner, so they create new financial instruments that bundle up the risk in obscure and exciting ways and sell it off.

So what is old badger brows going to do? He's going to create more regulation, leading to even more complex derivatives, leading to more risk-hiding, leading to more speculation, leading to ...

Did you feel the earth move?

Well, did you?

Tuesday, 23 September 2008

Two fewer lamp posts

Douglas Carswell and Daniel Hannan have redeemed themselves. Their book is excellent: pragmatic, honest and straightforward. (And cheap!)

Buy it. Read it. Tell a friend.

If this could be the target for any future government, it would get my vote.

(If they actually implemented it, of course!)

I'm back in the EUSSR ...

... you don't know how lucky you are, boy! I don't like what I'm reading. Trixy doesn't either:



So long, farewell, auf weidersein, goodbyeee. Ladies and gentlemen, I am sad to announce that from henceforth England Expects shall be consigned to the dustbins of history. I say this with a heavy heart, but it is the case. And this is why.

Yesterday I was summoned by my Secretary General and informed that a formal complaint had been made about my posting on this blog. My activities were found to be in contravention of the Staff Code of Conduct

In particular I was in breech of Article 12 and 17. That is
"Article 12
An official shall refrain from any action or behaviour which might reflect adversely upon his position.

1. Subject to Article 15, an official wishing to engage in an outside activity, whether paid or unpaid, or to carry out any assignment outside the Communities, shall first obtain the permission of the Appointing Authority. Permission shall be refused only if the activity or assignment in question is such as to interfere with the performance of the official's duties or is incompatible with the interests of the institution.

Article 17
1. An official shall refrain from any unauthorised disclosure of information received in the line of duty, unless that information has already been made public or is accessible to the public.
2. An official shall continue to be bound by this obligation after leaving the service.
The problem was at the beginning of the month I had posted a piece about some gender language absurdity (please note that the staff regulations talk about his. I had included the name of the author and she had requested that I remove the name. This I did, as she pointed out that she had been phoned by a couple of journalists and was, as an official unable to talk to them.

Notwithstanding me removing her name, somebody made an official complaint about this blog to the powers that be. The Secretary General of the Parliament, Harald Rømer then wrote to my group pointing out my clear breech of the staff rules. I had, it said posted article upon England expects, a website that is ""ironique et eurosceptique". (One wonders which was the worse transgression, the scepticism or the fact that I laugh at them?).

The upshot is that I have a formal warning and, if I continue to blog then 'sanctions' may be applied. Given that the sanctions amount to upwards of a four month docking of wages, I really cannot afford to continue.

Now I do not say that I am not in breech of the staff regulations, I am. But it is odd when one considers that I employed to be the Press officer of the UK delegation to the Ind/Dem Group, which is the UK Independence Party. My job is to bring the institutions into disrepute, which I am doing, well if I am any good I should be doing.

The rules come with guidelines

The above provision establishes the general obligation as regards circumspection whereby officials and other servants, while remaining free to express their opinions as the fundamental principles of human rights and citizens' rights allow them to do, must observe a degree of moderation and conduct themselves at all times with a due sense of proportion and propriety.

3. Any failure to observe the obligation as regards circumspection is assessed according to the nature and level of the duties performed and the circumstances, for it is more incumbent on the most senior officials and other servants to show self-control in what they say and write, as well as in their attitudes.


The point being that there interpretation as to my lack of circumspection is key.

Now think about the report that is going through the Parliament and is discussed by Bruno Waterfield here and you will see a very scary picture emerging.

Shocking stuff ...

Breaking News

Sounds like South Africa is pretty much fucked, then:

It was announced a few minutes ago that 14 top cabinet ministers, including the Deputy President and the Ministers of Finance, Defence and numerous other key portfolios have tendered their immediate resignations. The resignation of Trevor Manuel comes as a surprise, seeing that he was specially trotted out during a Saturday press conference to assure a nervous investor & corporate world that he won't be leaving.

Along with this, comes the release of shocking inflation figures. Consequently, the Rand is now in free-fall as South Africa's governance crisis deepens, and it seems fear and panic is gripping the JSE. Where this is all going is hard to predict. In recent days we've heard rumours that the ANC is busy splitting and one faction seriously considering launching a new party, something which is really good news for SA as it will negate the current two thirds majority the Marxist ANC enjoys in parliament.


Would the last person to leave the country please switch the lights off?

There is a Plan!

Via Dizzy, a new book from Daniel Hannan and Douglas Carswell that dares to think the unthinkable:

* Scrapping all MPs' expenses except those relating to running an office and travel from the constituency
* Selecting candidates through open primaries
* Local and national referendums
* "People's Bills", to be placed before Parliament if they attract a certain number of signatures
* Placing the police under locally elected Sheriffs, who would also set local sentencing guidelines
* Appointing heads of quangos, senior judges and ambassadors through open parliamentary hearings rather than prime ministerial patronage
* Devolving to English counties and cities all the powers which were devolved to Edinburgh under the 1998 Scotland Act
* Placing Social security, too, under local authorities
* Making councils self-financing by scrapping VAT and replacing it with a Local Sales Tax
* Allowing people to pay their contributions into personal healthcare accounts, with a mandatory insurance component
* Letting parents opt out of their Local Education Authority, carrying to any school the financial entitlement that would have been spent on their child
* Replacing EU membership with a Swiss-style bilateral free trade accord
* Requiring all foreign treaties to be re-ratified annually by Parliament
* Scrapping the Human Rights Act and guaranteeing parliamentary legislation against judicial activism
* A "Great Repeal Bill" to annul unnecessary and burdensome laws

Sounds like they have some pretty good ideas.

A step too far?

Via Timmy, this:

Since July 2007 it has been a criminal offence to "procure, test, process or distribute" any gametes (sperm and eggs) intended for human application without a licence from the Human Fertilisation and Embryology Authority.


Processing and distributing my gametes is an offence? Hand shandies are illegal? Fucking around is, too? Even shagging in a committed relationship?

Fucking hell, these cunts are even stricter than the Old Testament!

Millipede says: "You've got a small penis ..."

And at one point he went off into a little dream world repeating a phrase to himself in a murmured diminuendo. "The Tories are beatable" was the phrase, once, twice, three times (then he woke up. It had all been a wonderful dream).


And:

I don't think he should use that gesture so much in front of Labour Party activists; they haven't come to Manchester to be told that. "When I look back over 11 years in government, I feel pride in your tiny penis."


Simon Carr in fine form!

Monday, 22 September 2008

Ouch! (Again)

Simon Hoggart, in the Graun:

You can tell he's under strain because he produces the famous rictus grin, reminiscent of the Joker in Batman, except that the Joker does it when one of his evil schemes goes right, and Gordon does it when one of his incompetent schemes goes wrong.
Doesn't sound like it's going well at the conference ...

Social Engineering: The creation of a criminal society

The Daily Telegraph tells us today that virtually all of us are criminals, that we break the law every day, in fact it says that millions of us who consider ourselves law abiding citizens break around 7 laws per week.

The most common offences are speeding, texting or talking while driving, dropping litter, downloading music illegally or riding bicycles on the pavement. Other daily crimes include eating or drinking while driving, parking on pavements or not wearing a seatbelt.

But that surely depends on what you consider to be a crime. We all understand that Bank Robbery and Murder are crimes because they are assaults on the person or property, but do we also consider that putting to much rubbish in your bin is a crime, driving at 75mph on the motorway, or dropping an apple core is a real crime.


The Open University tries to explain Crime thus.

The Meaning of Crime.

What is a crime? Good question, but how to go about answering it? For most of us, most of the time, crime is something other people do. So why not check that against personal experience? Have a go at the questionnaire below, private and confidential we assure you. Estimate the total fines and prison sentences you might have under gone had you been caught, charged and convicted of these offences.

Table 1

Incident Offence Maximum Penalty
1 Have you ever bought goods knowing or believing they may have been stolen? Handling stolen property £5,000 and/or 6 months imprisonment
2 Have you taken stationery or anything else from your office/work? Theft £5,000 and/or 6 months imprisonment
3 Have you ever used the firm's telephone for personal calls? Dishonestly abstracting electricity £5,000 and/or 6 months imprisonment
4 Have you ever kept money if you received too much in change? Theft £5,000 and/or 6 months imprisonment
5 Have you kept money found in the street? Theft £5,000 and/or 6 months imprisonment
6 Have you taken ‘souvenirs’ from a pub/hotel? Theft £5,000 and/or 6 months imprisonment
7 Have you ever left a shop without paying in full for your purchases? Making off without payment £5,000 and/or 6 months imprisonment
8 Have you used a television without buying a licence? Using a television without a licence £1,000 fine
9 Have you ever fiddled your expenses? Theft £5,000 and/or 6 months imprisonment
10 Have you ever been in possession of cannabis? Misuse of drugs £2,500 and/or 3 months imprisonment
Total Fine =
Prison Sentence =

(Source: Muncie and McLaughlin, 1996, p. 37)


How can these different senses of crime be reconciled with each other? Have another look at the questionnaire. Does it assume a particular way of thinking about crime? The Maximum Penalty column is the give-away. All of the offences carry fines or the possibility of imprisonment. So there is an assumption that crimes are acts that are codified in law; in this case a law that has been created, policed and enforced by the UK state (the police, the criminal justice system, parliament, the Home Office, etc.). Crimes are acts which break the law of the land. Think of this as the legal definition of crime.

Another place to start answering a question like What is a crime? is a dictionary. And even the Oxford English Dictionary sees things in a more complex light than the legal definition of crime. The OED defines crime as:

An act punishable by law, as being forbidden by statute or injurious to the public welfare … An evil or injurious act; an offence, sin; esp. of a grave character.

But this definition begs a whole host of questions. Ones that come immediately to mind are: Does the law cover all acts that are injurious to public welfare? Does that include disastrous economic decisions taken by the government? Does the law forbid all the sins of this world? Is it against the law to fail to honour one's mother or father? For an orthodox Muslim consuming alcohol is a sin, but it is hardly a crime codified by UK law. Is it always against the law to take another life? What about conduct in wartime or assisting euthanasia?

The reason that the OED's definition raises more questions than it answers is that the definition combines at least two ways of thinking about crime which are often in practical conflict with each other. On the one hand, crimes can be thought of as acts which break the law – the legal definition of crime. On the other hand, crimes are acts which can offend against a set of norms like a moral code – the normative definition of crime. So, the two meanings of crime can not be reconciled because a great deal of legally-defined crime is not considered to be normatively-defined crime.

However, norms come in different forms. Potentially criminal acts can be judged against formal moral systems, like religious beliefs. Quakers and pacifists, for example, would not accept that refusal to fight in a war was a normative crime, whatever the state might say. Alternatively, some legally-defined crimes might not be unacceptable when judged against the norms, codes and conventions of socially-acceptable behaviour. Many personal telephone calls from work are routinely considered a reasonable perk of the job. Keeping money we find in the street, in small amounts, is just good luck – who's going to ask at lost property anyway? Most office cultures assume that employees service some of their private stationery needs from the office cupboard.

We all want to crack down on crime

Looking again over the questionnaire, we wondered what someone reading it a hundred years ago might have made of it. For a start they might have wondered what a television or a telephone is. Can there be a crime of not paying your licence fee before there are televisions? Even on a narrow legal definition of crime, what is a crime varies over time. They might also have been surprised that possession of cannabis is a crime. It certainly wasn't when cannabis tincture was routinely available from Victorian pharmacies as a painkiller. It isn't a crime now in parts of the Netherlands.

So what a crime is depends on whether you view it from a legal or a normative perspective; what formal and informal normative codes and conventions you are guided by; what moment in history you are considering; and which particular society you are looking at. There is no simple, fixed, unassailable, objective definition of crime. The meaning of crime cannot be separated from the many and varied uses of the term in a particular society. Social scientists would describe this by saying the meaning of crime is a social construction.

The upshot here is that the current government whilst attempting to create a society where the rules and totally black and white, to keep the people in line totally, in its creation of over 3000 new criminal offences, have obfuscated the law, skewed what people in the UK have always seen as normative, i.e. civil law misdemeanour's, for which they are now faced with overbearing criminal law, the loss of liberty, fines and the criminal records that goes with it.

I feel that it is time to put Crime back in the box, redefine what is and is not a 'Crime', essentially an assault upon person or property, and return the smaller indiscretions back to the civil arena where they belong.

In making everything a crime, creating a nation of criminals, storing every detail on databases and making it available to anyone willing to pay for it, it is small wonder that people have little respect or regard for either the law, or those whose job it is to uphold it.

The priorities are skewed, the real crime goes unpunished in favour of meeting vacuous targets fulfilled by detecting the minor misdemeanour's, it is little wonder then that the citizen feels, and is to all intents and purposes oppressed.

Labour Bullshit Bingo

Via Old Holborn and Panopticon Britain, this:

Another botched initiative?

Via Mark W, this (and I know I've blogged about this before, it's just reheating an old "initiative", but still...):

Thousands of "community crime fighters" are to be trained as part of a £5m package, Home Secretary Jacqui Smith has promised.


OK, so there's the "botching": £5 million (probably rounded up from £4.8 million) spent on 3600 people, roughly £1300 spent on training each person. Now, a) in government terms, £5 million really is chump change -- they routinely drop a thousand times that into equally stupid, bad ideas; and b) there's not a of training you can give someone for £1300, even when you're bulk buying. Especially when it's the government doing the bulk buying, because they're so fucking stupid, they'd probably buy into the argument that training so many people means that you have to charge more per person, per day. So let's assume that they're giving these people a 2 - 3 of days' training.

Not a fucking lot is it? I mean, even plastic plod get more than that and look at how fucking useless they are. And that's assuming that the £5 million is spent on actual training, of course. More likely, a huge percentage of the money will actually be spent on "announcing and communicating the initiative" (or "spin" as we cynics call it.)

So, they're not going to know anything useful, what possible use could they have?

She told the Labour Party conference that 3,600 volunteers would act as a link between the public and police.


I'm sorry, Jacqui, you large-breasted fuckwit, but I don't need someone to act as a link between me and the cunting police. I pick up the phone, I walk into the police station, and voilà! We're linked!

What does this really mean? Is it a cheap way of being able to say that numbers in the "police family" are growing under New Labour? Is it a way of co-opting a growing number of people into the worrying union of police and state?

Will these, in fact, be the lovely "Fingermen" that go around raping and mugging the unfortunates caught outside after curfew?

Even the rigorous selection process that the real police have along with all their training still allows a few bad apples in. The plastic plod have even greater numbers of highly visible fuckwits. What sort of vetting will be done of the first 3600 Fingermen? What sort of powers will they have? Who do we complain to if they abuse their powers?

This is a massive corruption of the relationship between the people, the police and the state.

Sunday, 21 September 2008

Why scarcity is a good thing and other facts of life

Please note: I do not like people.











Dale's on the mooch again

Nothing in it for me, either.

What a nice fellow I am!

Tories to backtrack on Green taxes and spending

Via IanPJ, this:

Conservative Home is putting forward what it calls an exclusive, that the Tories are flip flopping again, changing their minds and are going to tinker with the taxation system but not change anything.

They tell us:
Two weeks ago ConservativeHome exclusively revealed that the Conservatives were unlikely to renew the pledge to match Labour on spending. A senior frontbencher has now told us that, as part of an ongoing review of economic policy, higher green taxation is very unlikely to feature in the next Conservative manifesto.

Unlikely to feature. What kind of commitment is that?

They go on:
The Tory plan up had been to reduce taxation of families from the proceeds of higher green taxation. Lower taxation of families is now expected to be financed by stricter control of spending. The overall priority, however, will be a reduction in borrowing.

That in anyones books was not reducing taxation at all. That was just replacing one tax with another. Whilst the idea from the Tories of a stricter control on spending is welcomed, it undoubtedly will never go far enough.

Then there is this:
Speeches by David Cameron and George Osborne at the Birmingham Party Conference will warn of very difficult economic times ahead. The Tory leadership believes that the deterioration in the economic situation has vindicated their opposition to calls for a lower overall burden of taxation but they also fear that any moves to increase green taxation (even if offset by lower taxes elsewhere) will worsen an already precarious landscape for British business. There is a particular fear that green taxes will discourage urgently needed investment in new energy generating capacity.

This has to be the biggest load of horse s**t ever. Vindicated their opposition to calls for a lower overall burden of taxation !! What they are telling you here is that the poor schmucks at the lowest end of the taxation system will continue to pay through the nose so that a Tory government can continue to bail our failing businesses. Unbelievable.

As for a fear that green taxes will discourage urgently needed investment is disengenious, what they really fear is that the voters have seen through the Green scam and are not willing to put up with it any more, and they may lose votes over it.

They prove that point themselves by going on to say:
The "Green Shift" (higher taxation of pollution and lower taxation of families) will nonetheless be restated as a medium term goal. Canada's Conservatives have used opposition plans to raise green taxes to devastating electoral effect.

They got wiped out in other words. So the Tory shift in policy has nothing to do with common sense, nothing to do with making the lot of the poor taxpayers any better, its all about winning votes and gaining power, nothing more.

And, they are still missing the point that the man in the street is trying to get across as highlighted in this statement:
Tory economic traditionalists will be disappointed that George Osborne will continue to resist calls for a pro-growth package of tax reliefs. They have taken heart, however, from this week's warnings from the party leadership against panic re-regulation of the financial sector and against protectionist sentiment.

Tax relief packages. Lunacy at your expense.
In order to continue to control the individual, they will sit on the tax relief packages, taking taxes from the lowest paid in the workforce, administering it at a hugely disproportionate cost only to hand it back again as tax relief and benefits. What they should be doing, and what the man in the street is looking for, is getting rid of the lowest levels of taxation completely to break the cycle of dependency, but they won't.

Must control the masses. More of the same from Blue Labour.

Now that Cameron has hoovered up the worst of Tony Blair's old advisors, we can expect more and more of this tom foolery from the Tories.


But, There IS another way!

The Libertarian Party has a range of fiscal policies that would put an end to this cynical game of boom and bust where the public are the only losers, policies to cut back on wasteful Government spending to reduce the tax burden and has undertakings to put an end to the cycle of Spin and the Politics of Fear.




The Only home of Libertarian policy in the UK

Your Life, Your Country, Your Choice.

Who's in charge?

Who's actually running the show here? Because Douglas Carswell, MP, reckons it's not parliament. Most of the rants I've had recently about nanny state interference have involved councils, not government legislators. We have councillors usurping and abusing anti-terrorist laws to spy on made-up rules about waste collection, we have unelected bodies like NICE telling us what drugs we can get out of the huge sums we piss out on the NHS every day, we have elfin safety telling us what kind of goggles we can wear in swimming pools.

And it's not just the egregiously fascist Labour Party that espouses this kind of shit at lower levels. "Call me Dave" is nominally the leader of the Tories, but when Tory-led Cuntcils indulge in this kind of petty fascism, "Call me Dave" just says, "It's got nuffink to do wiv me."

Anybody who thinks things are going to be better under the Tories is sadly mistaken.

Meanwhile, MPs are too busy feathering their own nests and shoring up their gold-plated pensions to give a rat's arse about what happens outside the Westminster Home for the Terminally Feeble. They like to see themselves on telly looking statesmanlike, but they won't expend the slightest effort on stopping the impending train wreck. Meanwhile, further down the devolved (but entirely unaccountable) power chain, unelected organisations, faceless cuntcils, civil servants and charities all vie to see who can fuck the man in the street a) the hardest and b) around the most.

Sooner or later it's going be pitchforks, tapers, piano wire and lamp posts. And these jumped-up little Hitlers better watch out, because we're not going to stop until every single one of the little fuckers is swinging in the breeze. And "just following orders" didn't work in the late 40's, it sure as fuck won't work with us.

Some of us are already angry. When too many of us get angry, you're going to have to hope that what you're doing to us today was worth it.

Pop your clogs, there's a good little drone!

Even South Park wouldn't go there. And you just know that something is pretty far beyond the pale when even South Park won't go there:

advancing the argument that those who "don't want to be a burden" are entitled not to be - and doing so in a pamphlet called A Duty To Die, was reckless. There is a rhetorical relationship between duties and rights, and to use that phrase is unconsciously to conjure the cliché, "with rights come responsibilities". But the "duty to die" is not the natural concomitant of the "right to die".


Indeed.

"If you're demented," said Baroness Warnock, "you're wasting people's lives - your family's lives - and you're wasting the resources of the National Health Service.

"I'm absolutely, fully in agreement with the argument that if pain is insufferable, then someone should be given help to die, but I feel there's a wider argument that if somebody absolutely, desperately wants to die because they're a burden to their family, or the state, then I think they too should be allowed to die.


Jesus, let's start fucking shooting people at random, shall we? Can we start with old cunts who look just like this:



Because this fucking bossy, authoritarian little harridan cuntwaft has a lot of form: she's the cunt who decreed that we need to put spazmongs and disruptive fucktards in our schools, damaging the classroom experience for non-disruptive kids who just want to get on with their school day. In fact, if there is a poster-girl for the Politically Correct Righteous, that fucking whore is it.

Go on Baroness, I double dare you to put yourself to the same process as you deem fit for the demented and those who feel their lives are a failure: put yourself out of our fucking misery, you've caused this country more fucking damage and drained more of our resources than all the addled aged combined.

You utter cunt.

Saturday, 20 September 2008

Oh dear!




Hat tip to Dances with Chickens...

The first unintended consequence of banning shorts

Yes, it's already started:

the likes of John Mack have implicitly conceded that there's simply no way they'll be able to issue any kind of convertible bond for the foreseeable future.

How's that? Investors in convertible bonds are perfectly happy to put up new money, but they invariably short the underlying stock at the same time. It's called convertible arbitrage, and it's popular enough that there's almost no room in the convertible-bond market for anybody else. Any bank trying to issue a convertible bond into a market where short-selling is banned would be doomed to fail.


There is pain, and there is pain. You can slow the pain down or push it out to a different point, but sooner or later it's going to bite and the further you push it out, the more it's going to hurt. Some day, not too far from now, we're going to see the real consequences of banning shorts.

And it won't be pretty.

Update: NEXT!

I hear you whisper and the words melt everyone

Friday, 19 September 2008

Tech Tip du Jour: MIT Open Courseware

Seems like MIT have a shedload more free courseware than Stanford.

Hat tip to Gumby.

"Can I have a car as well?" ask first-time buyers

The Daily Mash in splendid form here:

Meanwhile a spokesman for the House Builders Federation said: "So what you're saying is, we can build as many of these shitty little houses as we want and the government will buy them?

"Cool!"

Tech Tip du Jour: Stanford Engineering Everywhere

Stanford University is offering free online courses in basic computing, AI and linear systems.

Even if you're not a geek, it might be worth a look.

Thursday, 18 September 2008

The Voters Have Spoken, Part 9

50 people voted on when Gorgon Brownshirt would go (quite a low turnout for such a delightful subject, I thought!) :
34% (17 people) fancy a conference bloodbath, 10% (5 people) fancy a Christmas present, 24% (12 people) reckon 2010 and the remaining 32% (16 people) reckon the Gorgon will never go.

Intriguingly, even though there is the slimmest of majorities for a conference bloodbath, overall people reckon he's going to be our leader till at least 2010 and possibly beyond.

God help us!

Spivs and Speculators

Lest anyone think that old Fishface up in Scotland actually knows what he's doing, let this be a hasty cold shower to your fervour:

Scotland's first minister, Alex Salmond, said his country's oldest bank was being forced into a 'shotgun marriage'.

He added: 'I am very angry that we can have a situation of a bank being forced into a merger by a short-selling bunch of spivs and speculators in the financial markets.'


Nice going, you demagogic, populist, but above all, economically-illiterate cunt:

... [some other cunt] harassing the small group of informed financial people who have been trying to tell the truth to the markets: the short sellers. They bet against the stock price of a company and so have always had a bad reputation with the public. But in this case, they are the closest thing we have to heroes.


Those nasty, scary short-sellers, eh? Spivvy, dubious and using secretive manipulation to shut down their targets:

A man named David Einhorn is a case study. He runs a hedge fund called Greenlight Capital, which sells short some stocks and buys others. That is, he doesn't just bet against companies but for them, too.

Still, for some time now, he's been standing up in front of large audiences, announcing that he was short Lehman Brothers stock, and then explaining in great detail its dubious accounting practices. The SEC responded by demanding to see his firm's e- mail, hinting darkly that he was part of some conspiracy to drive Lehman Brothers out of business, and generally making him feel that he'd pay a price for telling the truth.


For fuck's sake, Fishface: go out and get yourself a fucking basic economics text book. (And read it!) Please.

HBOS didn't go tits-up because people shorted the stock, it went tits-up because the people who held the stock wanted to get rid of it at any fucking price.

(As an aside, did you see the value that the LibDumbs added to the debate?
Liberal Democrat spokesman Vince Cable labelled the hedge funds which profit from short-selling as 'masters of the universe'.


Wow, Vince, that's really, really old hat. Welcome to the 1980's anyway!)

Update: more at the Kitchen.

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

We're no threat, people, we're not dirty, we're not mean

EU Barmy Rules!

Via the UKIP Blog:

Now's the time to tell the Eurocrats which if their rules we want to see abolished!

The Sun has teamed up with a German and Polish newspaper to take the pulse of the three nations. Which of the bureaucrats' barmy rules should be consigned to the dustbin of history?

Bendy bananas? Carrots are fruit? Biofuels pushing up food prices worldwide?

All worthy contenders of course but there's one much more important.

This one.

Yes, the European Communities Act 1972.

Repeal that one and we'll be free of all their crazed rules, not just one or other of them.

So, start here at The Sun.

In the first box, "European Communities Act 1972".

Second box "Because it is the reason the UK is a member of the EU" or something like that perhaps.

Third box: "If we leave the EU by repealing this Act then we are free of all their barmy bureacrats' rules, not just one." or something like that again.

Fill in the contact details and away we go!

Spread the word around, let's see if we can make our voices heard!

Whatever happened to Jack Regan?

How did it happen? How did the police go from being an organisation that was respected (and feared, just a little) filled with people who actually wanted to catch criminals and extract a degree of justice for their victims to being a database-driven, geekified bunch of pencil pushers who would rather harass a granny for having a non-PC perspective on fudge-packing, while completely lacking the interest to pitch up at my house and check out a crime scene for evidence of an actual, physical crime?

How come the police make headlines for waging war against people who are partaking of an activity which in 99.999999999999999999999999% of cases, results in no actual damage? How come police internal politics are played out in the media at the behest of a dodgy shyster?

And as ever, it seems to me the answer is this: once you have the double whammy of co-opting any organisation into political goals and a surfeit of concern for Political Correctness, that organisation is doomed.

Target-driven policing is a fucking disgrace. All I ever hear from policemen is one of two stories: "I want to get out there and do useful stuff, but my Inspector keeps on shitting on me for not meeting targets" or "The police has limited resources and has to prioritise their use on meaningful things". The former piss me off for not ignoring their cunting bosses, but the latter make me reach for the piano wire.

The moment you have a fifty-fifty split of victims of bullying and apologists justifying the bullying, you're fucked. So scrap the whole fucking thing and start again. Let's have less of the form-filling and more of the clips round the ear. Fewer cameras and more patrol cars. Get rid of the plastic fantastic fuckwits and lets have more actual police on the street, patrolling. Stop devolving police authority to every cunt from a council knob jockey to a bouncer on his day off.

Get rid of the jobsworth, arse-covering, Righteous middle managers and put that nice Mr Regan back out there.

Saving Gorgon Brownshirt

Iain Dale has surpassed himself!

Tuesday, 16 September 2008

I hear worrying rumours of Lib Dem MPs inflitrating England football matches disguised as supporters in order to provoke violence.

Hahahahahaha!

Constipation

Major dose of blogger's block today. Normal service will resume tomorrow.

Hopefully.

Kezia Dugdale warned off by millionaire's threat of a writ

As bitterly opposed as I am to her party's politics, if something is in the public domain, we all have the right to free speech and comment.

It is bad enough that her party in Government is introducing curbs on free speech, without the crop of Millionaires and their attendant lawyers joining in.

By taking out gagging orders, the converse is true it highlights the issue, not hides it.

From here.

Monday, 15 September 2008

Lehman's Collapse - EU's unexpected response

Via IanPJ:

Global financial markets were in turmoil again on Monday as Wall Street braced itself for a dramatic plunge in share prices after the collapse two major US investment banks.

On Sunday, investment bank Merrill Lynch sold itself to Bank of America for about $50 billion in order to avert a financial crisis. Meanwhile, another top investment bank, Lehman Brothers, filed for bankruptcy protection very early on Monday after it failed to find a buyer.

The New York Times has called it "one of the most dramatic days in Wall Street's history." The Wall Street Journal has named today the "Mother of All Mondays."

Anticipating a sharp drop in share prices when Wall Street opens later on Monday, European stock markets were seeing strong falls, inspired by fears that many European financial companies are exposed to the collapse of Lehman Brothers.

By early afternoon European time, the leading European stock market indices were all between 4 and 6 percent lower. Especially financials were falling and heavily traded. Fortis lost another 12 percent; Barclays 13 percent.


NEWSFLASH - In answer to the crisis in an already over regulated financial market, the EU has come up with a totally unexpected solution.

European finance ministers, meeting at the weekend during an informal gathering in Nice, said more and better regulation was required for financial markets.


Haven't you really had enough now ! How many of you are going to end this year bankrupted because of the collusion between Governments and Banks.


But, There IS another way!

The Libertarian Party has a range of fiscal policies that would put an end to this cynical game of boom and bust where the public are the only losers, policies to cut back on wasteful Government spending to reduce the tax burden and has undertakings to put an end to the cycle of Spin and the Politics of Fear.




The Only home of Libertarian policy in the UK

Your Life, Your Country, Your Choice.

Fuck. Fuck. FUCK!

RIP Rick Wright.

Damn.

Sorely missed.

The joys of signwriting



Shouldn't there be an apostrophe in there? Just asking, is all ...

Tip o' the hat to Vulture Central.

Something for Harriet Harman

See what happens when you "rescue" prostitutes?

Elsewhere

The Devil has kindly offered to let me share my humble thoughts in the Kitchen.

Sunday, 14 September 2008

American political thought experiment

What a great idea:

When deciding who to vote for, you should try to imagine that the country has been invaded and the streets are teeming with Nazis, Communists, aliens or some other uncongenial presence. Can you picture your PM or president among the last line of resistance, gun in hand, fighting to the bitter end?

Well, I can’t picture Obama doing that. For one thing, his neck is just too thin. More importantly, in the immediate aftermath of the 9/11 atrocities, Obama urged Americans to “[understand] the sources of such madness” and the “fundamental absence of empathy on the part of the attackers” – both of which, he maintained, had nothing at all to do with any particular religion and how it is taught, but instead “grows out of a climate of poverty and ignorance, helplessness and despair.”

I can, however, picture McCain and Palin leaning out of a White House window wielding automatic firearms. And, improbable as that scenario may be, I think the ability to picture it matters.



OK, now think about Gorgon Brownshirt. Bet you're pissing yourself, aren't you?

Still think it's impossible to abolish Income Tax?

New Labour promised not to put up income tax to get elected. So instead of in-your-face direct taxes, Chancellor Gordon Brown gave us new, indirect, Stealth Taxes and he abolished tax concessions. His attempts to fund New Labour's Fat Government Policy have savaged the pensions and savings industries and had cost the nation the equivalent of 16.5 p in the pound on the basic rate of income tax by 2004.


Read it and weep.

Hat tip to Tom Paine.

How can I put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve

Saturday, 13 September 2008

Quote of picosecond

They are the worst Government in living memory. It's what happens when a huge team of third-rate spivs, Socialists, and Sunshine Holiday Coach window-lickers give themselves far too much to do. Much more, in fact, than even a competent Government should ever attempt to do.

-- bobsheadrevisited

Worth a click

Large Hadron Collider webcams.

Moron regulation

I mean, of course, "more on regulation":

Gasoline shortages are caused by:

A. Hurricanes
B. Something else


Intriguingly, all the states with petrol shortages are those states which have anti-gouging regulation.

Hmmmm ...

Cornerstone

Via the Tedious Old Godbotherer, I find this blog which is new to me.

An interesting collection of bloggers, ranging from the barking mad to some I rate very highly indeed.

I might have to follow this one.

Pass the Vaseline and bend over? Or take a stand?

Via Looking for a Voice, this:

Think you are not affected by the XL, think on, the taxpayer has got to bail out the compensation fund that is already in deficit.

Cheap airfares, commercially are being subsidised by the State, as the costs of full compensation insurance are not passed on.

Barclays called in their loans to XL a month ago, perhaps the taxpayer should be calling in its loans of £200Bn to the Banking Industry.


Is there any business failure that doesn't involve the taxpayer getting screwed nowadays? Is there anybody out there who thinks that allowing the government to co-opt business is good for anybody? Government regulation is portrayed as protecting the consumer, but actually all it does is create barriers to entry to protect existing business from new competitors by radically increasing the start-up costs for newer, smaller, more innovative businesses. It doesn't work at actually protecting us. Big government isn't working, it's not protecting us, it's not insuring us against misfortune, it's not educating our kids, it's not taking care of our health. Business is making easier profit from rent-seeking than it is from doing business.

This isn't working, and it's time for us to stand up and demand a different strategy, a different way of doing politics and a different way of doing business.



Join the Libertarians now, you know it makes sense.

Skinny people are dumb

Next week: government insists that not thinking is vital to combating obesity -- vote Labour!

The Speech of his Life?

No, not the Gorgon, but Millipede. People are saying that the Gorgon is going to have to raise the game at the conference, but I think Jesus Christ himself would look at Gorgon's political career and say "I can't resurrect that!"

Other pundits are saying that the Millipede can come forward and recover his leadership challenge. I think this is a crock. It's already clear from the way he got pissed on by the Russians and his inability to turn that into a positive "narrative" that he's just another incompetent fuck with ideas so far above his station, it's embarrassing.

It looks like Bliar and Campbell were the political brains of the outfit, once that was gone, the facade was taken away and what was left was a staggeringly incompetent bunch of thieves on the make, looking like the shameless, clod-hopping thugs that they are. (And I'm not saying that Bliar and Campbell weren't incompetent fucks on the make -- just that they were good at hiding it!)

And sadly, Trixi ... Millipede is the most gormless of the lot.

The Flunking Cyst under (more) fire

I wonder if he's going to fire a vice chairman of the Labour party.

Update: Ho, yes, yes, yes ...

Unity Through Diversity

Timmy in fine form:

This slogan is the bland expression of an abstract contradiction. It was arrived at through a quasi-democratic process; and then unilaterally altered by people who decided they knew better in order to get a result they preferred.

It is, as the Committee on Constitutional Affairs so elegantly puts it, "the perfect definition of the essence of the European project".

Friday, 12 September 2008

So, what's the best outcome?

Rumours are flying about, the knives are out for Gorgon Brownshirt. The Blairite faction of ZaNu Labia have started briefing heavily, following in the footsteps of Charlie the Safety Elephant. A leadership challenge has been called for and a whip has been shown the door.

So, here's what I'm hoping: Gorgon Brownshirt survives all this. He sees off the leadership challenge, because they only manage 68 votes. Terminally wounded and limping, but too arrogant to give up the prize he has waited for all these years, he will stagger on till 2010. Unable to achieve anything, unable to effect a single policy, staggering from cock-up to cock-up, haemorrhaging what little political capital Labour have, reducing the inept, bungling fools into pusillanimous mice that will be crushed into oblivion. Vicious in-fighting, bitching, sniping, bickering, briefing ... basically anything that will stop these cunts from fucking around with us while they destroy themselves.

Fingers crossed!

Update: From Guido's comments:

The conference speech is going to be excruciating. Worse than sitting on the sofa with your granny watching a video of your parents bonking.

Word of the day

Web2.0rrhea: when you only stop blogging long enough to update Second Life, Facebook and myspace and possibly have a bit of a Twitter.

Hat tip to Vulture Central.

More Kate Moose than Kate Moss

A Libertarian Case Against Non-Voting

Originally posted by Glen Whitman at Agoraphilia:

Libertarians stoutly defend the right, sometimes even the virtue, of non-voting. Some pride themselves on their non-voting; others take pleasure in tweaking the conventional wisdom (“It’s your civic duty!” “You have no right to complain if you don’t vote!”). I’ve done this many times myself. I usually invoke the public-choice analysis of voting: the marginal benefit of voting is essentially nil, since a single vote almost never decides any election, while the marginal cost includes the opportunity cost of your time, the cost of travel, the risk of getting hit by a truck on the way to the polls, etc.

But perhaps I have a mote in my eye. When I explain rational non-voting to my students, invariably someone objects that a large group of people can indeed affect the outcome of an election. True, I reply, but I don’t control a large group of people’s votes; I only control my own, and the power of that one vote is negligible – popular mythology notwithstanding. Mathematically, that’s a fact. But politically, the result of libertarians taking that fact seriously, while adherents of other ideologies embrace the myth, is the under-representation of libertarian votes in the vote total. Libertarianism becomes further marginalized by its lack of electoral clout, thereby attracting less attention and fewer future adherents. Arguably, then, holding the objectively correct belief may constitute an evolutionarily weak strategy.

Still, that’s just the way it goes, right? We cannot, like Pascal, simply adopt a false belief because of its potentially good consequences. But how about an alternative belief?

The rational non-voter’s cost-benefit calculus rests essentially on private costs and benefits, not social ones. If all libertarians incurred the personal costs of voting, all libertarians would be better off. What we have here is a collective action problem brought on by the divergence of private and social benefits – in short, a public good. And how do other public good problems get solved by private means? One route is the inculcation of moral norms enforced by social approbation and public shaming. We frown at housemates who don’t do their share of the household chores, or fellow parishioners who fail to put money in the collection plate. (I use the word “we” figuratively, since I live alone and belong to no church.) We administer guilt trips to free riders who don’t contribute to worthy causes we know they agree with. Some go so far as to send critical postcards to people with unkempt yards.

The libertarian individualist bristles at such intrusions. But remember: these are not the commands of the state – they are the alternative. And in the context of voting, they could provide libertarians with a path to political relevance. What if libertarians stopped applauding non-voting, and instead began prodding each other to go out and vote? What if we had “voting parties,” consisting of groups of people who vote together and go out for dinner afterward (at a location disclosed only to those who joined in voting)? What if every libertarian called two or three libertarian friends on election day to make sure they did their duty? Yeah, duty. You got a problem with that?

What would happen? Would we win elections? No way. Would we swing elections to one major party or the other? Possibly, if we coordinated our votes. Would we attract more attention with higher numbers? Very likely, I think.

Oops, I think I may have just convinced myself.

Ouch!

Periodically, like sunshine after rain, a smile would break across his face as if by remote control and for no apparent reason.


and

That may be the secret of Gordon's ability to take the punishment. Adversity never gets him down: he's down already.


and

The herbivorous Benn was clearly there to play the soft warder while Hutton, wild-eyed at the very thought of energy profiteering, was Mr Hard. Any proof of that and he'd promised to come down on profiteers "like a tonne of bricks". The idea of getting energy monopolists on the rack in a Whitehall basement clearly excites him.


More here.

I'd like to buy this man a large drink

Via the Ambush Predator, this:

The Daily Telegraph can disclose that Sergei Lavrov, the Russian foreign minister, reacted with fury when Mr Miliband and he spoke on the telephone. Mr Lavrov objected to being lectured by the British.

Such was the repeated use of the "F-word" according to one insider who has seen the transcript, it was difficult to draft a readable note of the conversation.

One unconfirmed report suggested that Mr Lavrov said: "Who are you to fucking lecture me?"


Mr Lavrov, I hope you called him a cunt as well.

Who says Germans don't have a sense of humour?

WTF?

Iain Dale is a Bastard!

A masterpiece

The Gorgon.

Once upon a winter dreary, while I starved with eyes all bleary,
Over candles, lighting fags I’d lit five times before,
While I tugged my threadbare wrapping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
`'Tis a canvasser,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door -
Bugger off, and call no more.'

Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December,
After all the Monsters died when the EU took tax offshore.
Eagerly I wished the morrow; - vainly we had sought to borrow
From the IMF a barrow - full of cash, but they said ‘No’ -
Now with credit torn asunder, credit cards all stamped ‘no more’ -
Penniless for evermore.

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each tight-drawn curtain
Chilled me - filled me with the Terror made of Labour law;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis Jehovah’s Witness begging entrance at my chamber door -
Some persistent salesman entreats entrance at my chamber door; -
Double glazing, nothing more,'

Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,' said I, `or Madam, or whatever stands outside my door;
Tell me those aren’t jackboots tapping, say it’s not a taxman rapping,
For I fear I may start crapping, crapping here upon the floor,
As with those who came before’ - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more.

Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal was allowed to dream by law
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the outer door, still broken, bore the marks of boots galore
And the sign upon it fluttered ‘Insulate this. It’s the law.’
Green and spiteful Council law.


Do go and read the whole thing, it's brilliant!

Thursday, 11 September 2008

Remembrance

Today is the day, isn't it? It's been gnawing at me every time I catch a glimpse of the date somewhere.

I was in the office, doing nothing special when one of my colleagues called me into the boardroom: "Someone has just flown a plane into a building." I got there just in time to see the second one live.

I can remember so clearly the awful sense of bewilderment at what I was seeing, the taste of bile in my mouth, the cold fear -- not for myself, but for a world that was changed irrevocably.

And it has changed, hasn't it? Al Qaeda did actually win, not in the sense that they conquered us, or installed an Islamist state; but they won in the sense that they gifted the deeply unpleasant totalitarians who rule us with the reason to destroy our society and our values.

Those poor people faced their death, knowing the moment was imminent and coming inexorably closer, that they would never see their families and loved ones again, would never do all the things they had planned to do.

A double tragedy then, that their deaths were used to unpick the very fabric of our society and way of life, not by "the enemy", but those we trusted to govern. Their deaths were used as an excuse for evil to be foisted on those they left behind.

Today is a day when those who died should be remembered and honoured. If those who rule us have a shred of decency left in them, they can honour them by not destroying the way of life they enjoyed and wished for their own.

For tonight, my very sombre thoughts will be with those who were left behind.

Normal blogging will resume tomorrow.

Quote of the millisecond

If the answer is two vacuous lawyers, it's a fuckin' stupid question!

-- ted

Required Reading Of The Day

Via Patrick Vessey at the LPUK:

A little while ago, I blogged about a (then) secret report by the EU Future Group. That report informed part of the process currently under way to roll out state surveillance and control of individuals across Europe on an unprecedented scale.

Today, statewatch.org have released a 60 page report that looks at what is going on, and what is planned, in far more detail. Tony Bunyan, the Director of Statewatch and the report's author, makes some very pertinent observations:

There is now only a slim chance that the political elites in Council of the European Union, the European Commission, national governments, the law enforcement agencies and the multinationals will change course – they have already invested too much to allow a meaningful public debate to take place.

This is because they actually believe that technology, not values and morality, should drive change. They believe they have balanced freedom and security when all with eyes and ears to see and hear know that liberties and freedoms have been made subservient to the demands of security.

The national and European states require unfettered powers to access and gather masses of personal data on the everyday life of everyone so that we can all be safe and secure from perceived “threats”. But how are we to be safe from the state itself, from its uses and abuses of the data they hold on us?

The outrageous proposal that the EU should tie itself in with the USA across the whole justice and home affairs field will place our privacy and civil liberties in great danger.

If we do not have an open and meaningful debate now we never will, because by then it will be too late.

Do go and read the whole report.

Pass the Kleenex ...

What a wanker:

A former Verizon technician racked up $220,000 in phone-sex calls by tapping into the land lines of nearly 950 customers, authorities charged on Tuesday.

Joseph Vaccarelli, 45, of Nutley, made approximately 5,000 calls, resulting in 45,000 minutes of call time, Bergen County Prosecutor John L. Molinelli said in a news release.

Verizon estimated that out of a 40-week period, Vaccarelli spent 15 weeks talking on 900 chat lines, authorities alleged.

He is scheduled to be arraigned Wednesday in Central Municipal Court.


With his wrist in a brace, I'm sure.

The end of the rule of law?

We are SO fucked:

The threat of global warming is so great that campaigners were justified in causing more than £35,000 worth of damage to a coal-fired power station, a jury decided yesterday. In a verdict that will have shocked ministers and energy companies the jury at Maidstone Crown Court cleared six Greenpeace activists of criminal damage.


It's not just ministers and energy companies who are shocked, I can tell you. This, as far as I can tell, sets a dangerous precedent: if you can link any future criminal activity to a global wormening protest, your lawyer can use that as an excuse to get you off the hook.

Please somebody, tell me that I'm wrong.

Update: I'm not the only one shitting bricks, then.

Update 2: Vindico is beyond shock.

Wednesday, 10 September 2008

I have a better idea

Sheer fucking insanity:

The UK is giving £75m ($133m) to Bangladesh to help it prepare for the impacts of climate change, the government has announced.

The money will go on measures such as protecting houses, schools and farms against flooding, and introducing new crop strains.

Aid agencies have welcomed the move but say poorer countries will need much more money to adapt to climate change.

UN resources for climate adaptation are badly under-funded, they say.

"This is very welcome news," said John Magrath, programme researcher on climate change with Oxfam.

"But more money will be needed to combat impacts of climate change - that's indisputable - and it should be new money, because it should be compensation for changes we've caused through our industrialisation," he told BBC News.


Indisputable, is it? John, just fuck off, OK? And give us our £75 million back. I'm sure we've got something better we can do with the fucking money.

AaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGHH!!!!!!!

Keep going till you get the right verdict

Seven men accused of plotting to blow up transatlantic airliners will face a retrial, the Crown Prosecution Service said today.


Cunts.

Cuntford and Twatin

I read this in the morning train paper today, and I really could not believe my eyes:

Adults walking in a West Midland park without a child in tow face questioning about what they are doing there as part of a controversial new council policy.

Council staff have been instructed to stop lone adults visiting Telford Town Park in Shropshire as part of precautions to protect children from paedophiles.


Fuck me, so anybody who now goes to a park without a kid is a paedophile by default?

The move, described today by critics as “grotesque” and “appalling”, was outlined after two environmental campaigners dressed as penguins were thrown out of the beauty spot last month for handing out leaflets on climate change.

Rachel Whittaker and Neil Donaldson, of the Wrekin Stop War group, were ejected because they had not given advance notice of their campaign and undergone a Criminal Records Bureau or risk assessment check in advance.


A CRB check for handing out leaflets in a park, eh? Gosh, I didn't see that fucker coming, did I?

David Ottley, Telford & Wrekin Council’s sport and recreation manager, said: “Our town park staff approach adults that are not associated with any children in the park and request the reason for them being there.

“In particular, this applies to those areas where children or more vulnerable groups gather, such as play facilities and the entrances to play areas.

“This is a child safety precautionary measure which members of staff will continue to undertake as and when necessary. If this means that we have then to take precautions which some people feel are over the top, then so be it.”


Ohhh, won't somebody think of the chiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiildren? Oh, hang on -- this cunt will:

Denis Allen, Council spokesman for community services, said: "Our staff are asked to approach adults without children in areas where children gather such as play areas, using their own judgement and discretion.

"Having systems and procedures to protect the vulnerable may be unacceptable to some people but we have a duty of care to children and we take our duties very seriously."


Oh, I bet you fucking do, you jumped-up little Nazi cunt.

But the punchline, which sadly isn't reported in that article, was what the Ron Odunayia, Director of Community Services, said afterwards:

We do reserve the right to ask people what they are doing in the park.

Otherwise it’s a free-for-all where they can come and do what they want.


The fucking gall of people. Imagine thinking they can come and do what they want in a public park. They'll be playing and chatting and laughing, the shameless, brazen motherfuckers! I mean, I did it for decades without thinking.

I feel so fucking ashamed of myself!

Cuntford and Twatin Council: apparently staffed entirely by fuckwits, cuntwafts, bullies, spazmongs, arsewipes and twats.