Tuesday, 21 July 2009

In fine form as usual!

And I'll bet you my perfectly good car that I'm happier than most of the Guardian-reading cocksuckers who think I need their help.

Genius, as ever.


Fidel Cuntstruck said...

@the DM ....He added: "Poor people would make excellent judges. By watching the Jeremy Kyle show everyday many of them have developed an acute sense of right and wrong.

"Is there anyone better qualified to preside over a dispute between two big fat sisters with dark green tatooes who have both been impregnated twice by the same retard?"

Class... pure class :o)

Anonymous said...

But Rebbe, where can I find this Daily Mash?

Anonymous said...

I think it says something about these fuckers we laughably describe as a government when a far out satirical website like the DM manages to be entirely truthful and yet wildly satirical at the same time.

Wesley http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/ and you should be spanked for not reading it daily already!


Anonymous said...

Monkey spanked? Thankee! Heard of it but never realized its comic content.