What is the world coming to? When I was a child, walking down the road with my parents was an adventure, tempered with mutual respect from other pavement occupiers. People would stop to let others past, or slow down or move into single file. Today, while walking my daughter to school, three cunting slags with prams forced myself and my daughter out into a busy road, because the nattering cuntflaps had to walk three abreast down the pavement, forcing every oncoming person out of the way.
GOD FORBID that they fucking shut up for two minutes to walk in single file and continued their cunting babbling when they got back to their hovels.
Then I went for a coffee. While looking for parking, I was struck by the number of pedestrians who seemed to think that the fucking road was a pedestrianised mall or something, because the fuckers ambled out, in no particular rush, at random intervals, ignoring any sensible crossing options, and certainly without fucking looking.
I got my coffee, and on the way back to the car, I was nearly bowled over by some stupid bald-headed cuntflap fuckfaced shitheaded cockmuncher who was busy having a deep conversation on his mobile -- he wasn't paying a blind bit of attention to anything around him, and as he walked past the front of me, he suddenly turned 180 degrees and walked right back into me. No fucking apology or anything, of course.
I think the government's advertising campaigns exonerating the pedestrian from any blame for their own stupidity have a fucking lot to answer for.
Originally posted here.