Friday, 5 March 2010

Hosanna in Excelsis Deo!

FROM THE CASH GRANT PROGRAMME DEPARTMENT
CATHOLIC CHARITY FOUNDATION
CATHOLIC ARCHDIOCESE, ROME

You are lucky to have been selected among the 3 benefactors of $2.5 million dollars to be awarded each by The Catholic Charity of the ARCHDIOCESE in Rome,Italy.

For further inquiry,
In order to claim your grant,
contact the Cash Grant Program Co-coordinator secretary
Honorable Richard Tony
Secretary and Treasurer (Cash Grant Programmed Co-coordinator)


Fucking illiterate mongtarded bastard cunts.
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8 comments:

  1. Jock Coats5 Mar 2010, 13:23:00

    Be fair, it has probably been translated from the Latin by a Yoruba speaker into English! :)

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  2. Bristol Dave5 Mar 2010, 13:41:00

    "Richard Tony"?

    I rather suspect his real name is Babatunde Babatobe Adewale.

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  3. Afghanistan Banana Stand5 Mar 2010, 13:47:00

    ...and the I.P address of the email checks to Nigeria, right? :)

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  4. Rational Anarchist5 Mar 2010, 14:15:00

    completely unrelated, but I thought you might be interested in http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/03/05/binge_drinking_ads/

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  5. JohnRS5 Mar 2010, 14:41:00

    Amazing, I never knew Rome was in Nigeria!

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  6. Jim5 Mar 2010, 22:27:00

    Can I have your prize if you don't want it?

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  7. dr cromarty7 Mar 2010, 14:52:00

    He'll go to hell for that, as well, the sacriligious, illiterate, fucking mong.

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  8. HeartAttackSurvivor8 Mar 2010, 12:09:00

    I've just received this stunner:
    "Did you suffer a Gallbladder injury while using Birth Control?"

    Fuck me sideways. Or, rather, don't...

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