Sunday, 4 July 2010

Loopy bastards

Jeez, whenever I think our police take the piss, along comes a story like this:

Paris Hilton has been arrested in South Africa and released without charge after a friend was seen smoking marijuana during a World Cup match.

Dude, seriously, I think your fucking tie is too tight.
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10 comments:

  1. Peperbarmi4 Jul 2010, 09:41:00

    I wonder how many autographs for the coppers she signed.

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  2. Anonymous4 Jul 2010, 10:25:00

    ...without using her hands :-)

    (If you've been to Thailand, you'll understand)

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  3. Furor Teutonicus4 Jul 2010, 10:43:00

    Seen smoking...

    Can they PROVE that, that is what it was?

    Something about "lab tests" to prove it is not just someone who makes particularly long rollies with bog standard tobacco, as I always used to do, to save re making one every two bloody minutes?

    No lab test result, no drug.

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  4. Furor Teutonicus4 Jul 2010, 10:43:00

    Follow ups on a post card.

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  5. Anonymous4 Jul 2010, 10:55:00

    Maybe she was smoking a massive bong that said ganga on it.

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  6. Furor Teutonicus4 Jul 2010, 11:24:00

    Still not evidence until it is proved by a chemical analyses that what was IN it actually WAS drugs.

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  7. John Demetriou4 Jul 2010, 15:29:00

    Squawk!

    Cunts!

    Squawk!

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  8. John Demetriou4 Jul 2010, 15:30:00

    Squ-squ-squ-squ-squ-squ-squ-squ-squ-squ-squ-squ-squ-squawk!

    As Ed Balls might say.

    Squawk!

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  9. Mama Peperami4 Jul 2010, 16:46:00

    Are you ok dear,mmmm give mama a hug...

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  10. John Demetriou4 Jul 2010, 17:18:00

    Squawk!

    Bitty, bitty, bitty...

    Everyone is a cunt.

    Squawk!

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