tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post3519378749401211632..comments2024-03-13T06:57:54.343+00:00Comments on Obnoxio The Clown: MalteasersObnoxio The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12012089552153702526noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-64538769203954529762009-09-21T01:35:04.163+01:002009-09-21T01:35:04.163+01:00Malta International Airport, Mark? Pffffffffffff....Malta International Airport, Mark? Pffffffffffff..... you mean "Luqa".<br /><br />I grew up a little (5 years) in Malta and what John says about the massive weight gain in middle age is very true. They also develop an obsessive keenness to keep the front of their houses clean, an operation which involves emerging from the front door of your house once a day and sweeping the dust to the front of your neighbour's house.JonnyNhttp://www.jonathannewton.net/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-14998162012653424592009-09-20T20:27:10.665+01:002009-09-20T20:27:10.665+01:00When I was there a few years ago I thought the Mal...When I was there a few years ago I thought the Maltese were the ugliest people on the Earth. I remember thinking that if Danny Devito and Rhea Pelman went to live there they would be hailed as the most impossibly attractive and glamorous couple to ever walked the streets of St. Julian's. The people themselves were fine, but lookswise... it's a wonder they ever manage to breed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-55006702398881256712009-09-19T13:32:01.349+01:002009-09-19T13:32:01.349+01:00You think that's good - go to the middle of Ru...You think that's good - go to the middle of Russia [forget Moscow].James Highamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14525082702330365464noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-83034533951431485072009-09-19T13:02:14.658+01:002009-09-19T13:02:14.658+01:00"you can buy Golden Wonder crisps, genuine fr..."you can buy Golden Wonder crisps, genuine from the factory in Blighty".<br /><br />I went to Malta when I was around 12, and my most enduring memory is eating a brand of Maltese crisps called "Bum". My, how we all laughed...<br /><br />I'm sure it's true about the girls but at the time I was too concerned with playing with my Star Wars figures in the salt pans, and pretending that I was on Tatooine.Rob Farringtonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-43693831851084426972009-09-19T12:54:51.161+01:002009-09-19T12:54:51.161+01:00She don't mind, she pays him by the hour.She don't mind, she pays him by the hour.sixtypoundsaweekcleanernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-27240475463943209842009-09-19T11:32:29.750+01:002009-09-19T11:32:29.750+01:00What does your other half have to say about these ...What does your other half have to say about these observations? I suspect your return to these isles may not be that welcoming....microdavenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-74726127156034540992009-09-19T10:59:55.220+01:002009-09-19T10:59:55.220+01:00I assume St Julians is in Malta ??I assume St Julians is in Malta ??Steve Antony Williamshttp://www.ethicalcompanies.co.uknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-47320173034824283352009-09-19T09:30:52.675+01:002009-09-19T09:30:52.675+01:00May I crave your indulgence for a moment?
Tweet #...May I crave your indulgence for a moment?<br /><br />Tweet #votenoireland.<br /><br />Pacto Olisipiensis Censenda Est.<br /><br />That is all.He's Spartacushttp://hesspartacus.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-818935564062264672009-09-19T08:56:41.498+01:002009-09-19T08:56:41.498+01:00Starting to like Malta then? there are certainly p...Starting to like Malta then? there are certainly plenty of hotties there.<br /><br />If you are there over the weekend take a walk do to divewise in st Julians and see if the can get you on some dives.Stockwell Stuhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17649308285684552682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-86761539697624157562009-09-19T02:04:48.816+01:002009-09-19T02:04:48.816+01:00What cheered me up next most was the cheap tobacco...<i>What cheered me up next most was the cheap tobacco and the fact you can buy Golden Wonder crisps, genuine from the factory in Blighty.</i><br /><br />That's how I remember Staines.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-23599986202055223302009-09-19T00:45:51.397+01:002009-09-19T00:45:51.397+01:00My paternal grandfather was there in 1916. R&R...My paternal grandfather was there in 1916. R&R after Gallipoli.Nice he said, no lice and fewer mortars.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-60251641382994067152009-09-19T00:38:31.983+01:002009-09-19T00:38:31.983+01:00Malta rocks! Altho' the women there didn't...Malta rocks! Altho' the women there didn't strike me as particularly fit by European standards (or Scottish standards, seeing as of how Oleuanna might be reading this).<br /><br />What cheered me up most was the big sign at the airport visible from the aeroplane saying "Malta International Airport". I asked somebody who worked there whether there was another airport that just did internal flights and was met with a blank stare.<br /><br />What cheered me up next most was the cheap tobacco and the fact you can buy Golden Wonder crisps, genuine from the factory in Blighty.Mark Wadsworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07733511175178098449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-55250405181889719182009-09-18T21:49:04.532+01:002009-09-18T21:49:04.532+01:00Distinct difference in your avatar here & the ...Distinct difference in your avatar here & the more deshabille one on Twitter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-21241533556706130672009-09-18T21:46:09.728+01:002009-09-18T21:46:09.728+01:00The wars best suited? Are you happy? Wondering if...The wars best suited? Are you happy? Wondering if I care...but truly happy you are alive. Your horse?<br /><br />What the hell were we talking about?Oleuannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10477092552834266343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-35198386429048889162009-09-18T21:38:32.456+01:002009-09-18T21:38:32.456+01:00Tis Broxted newly return'd from the wars.Tis Broxted newly return'd from the wars.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-29581642944843169402009-09-18T21:37:45.842+01:002009-09-18T21:37:45.842+01:00steed?
You drunk babessteed?<br /><br /><br />You drunk babesOleuannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10477092552834266343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-3871071004437165522009-09-18T21:33:50.613+01:002009-09-18T21:33:50.613+01:00Why you Oleanna darling! Mwah.Why you Oleanna darling! Mwah.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-4039023536236608122009-09-18T21:32:42.106+01:002009-09-18T21:32:42.106+01:00But sweetheart ...what would your preference be?But sweetheart ...what would your preference be?Oleuannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10477092552834266343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-75397293183513390502009-09-18T21:17:40.051+01:002009-09-18T21:17:40.051+01:00They have a gene whereby once they have a sprog th...They have a gene whereby once they have a sprog their tits and asses hit the ground at the same time, they grow moustaches & weight 32 stone.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com