tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post4600906546628359435..comments2024-03-13T06:57:54.343+00:00Comments on Obnoxio The Clown: Cheeses wept!Obnoxio The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12012089552153702526noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-71535116587254471892010-03-15T14:12:03.442+00:002010-03-15T14:12:03.442+00:00Bloody hell! Pathetic eh? WTF are the police doin...Bloody hell! Pathetic eh? WTF are the police doing there anyway?<br /><br />I shall be off to the May day cheese rolling in Stilton again this year. A chance to drink lots of beer and watch colourful teams rolloing a cheese (wooden of course) plus traditonal molly dancing (blacked up of course) Indian sword dancing (very colourful) and more beer. Much better than hurtling pell mell down a muddy hill.Dr Evilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00176521760477086914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-67457496226755121622010-03-14T20:59:26.970+00:002010-03-14T20:59:26.970+00:00Problem is, Joe Public are likely to do as they ar...Problem is, Joe Public are likely to do as they are told when some twat in a reflective jacket with a clip board says "can't come in here sir, elf and safety say so".<br /><br />More people need to use the phrase "who asked for your fuckin' opinion!" as they stride past waving one or two fingers in the twat's general direction.<br /><br />Blend the bastards into fertilizer asap...Atheist Ranterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13677985713518584403noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-3994336807110321412010-03-14T13:12:06.808+00:002010-03-14T13:12:06.808+00:00I take inspiration from the fell running world. Pu...I take inspiration from the fell running world. Put up posters warning the public that the event is to take place, and and advising them on no account to do it. Either the authorities have to post a guard on the venue- or there'll be plenty of volunteers attracted to the risks. Guarding private land, and barring road access is legally doubtful, and likely to be very unpopular- so I know where I place my bet.Patnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-83309911655324684672010-03-14T11:27:21.389+00:002010-03-14T11:27:21.389+00:00Ray beat me to it. This one crops up every year an...Ray beat me to it. This one crops up every year and it still goes ahead. Good publicity, though.Longriderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15139120804208136012noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-87070189276604064452010-03-14T10:04:56.279+00:002010-03-14T10:04:56.279+00:00Ah man, you fell for it. This story is rolled out...Ah man, you fell for it. This story is rolled out (pun intended) every fucking year. Seriously, a little bit of googling would have shown stories from 2009, 2008, back to 2003 (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/gloucestershire/2933480.stm). And yet, for all the banning, we still see the sport of reading about an annual festival which won't go ahead.<br /><br />Ah well, much better to write about 'elfnsafety gawwwn maaaaaad!!Rayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18410203672733934883noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-71370120719395822442010-03-14T09:43:46.163+00:002010-03-14T09:43:46.163+00:00I read somewhere that at last year's event the...I read somewhere that at last year's event there were 58 injuries including 6 fainting spectators and one who fell out of a tree ......manwiddicombehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02499331812704446499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-85588814613924530252010-03-14T09:21:54.251+00:002010-03-14T09:21:54.251+00:00Why do these rectal warts feel they have to get in...Why do these rectal warts feel they have to get involved with every little fuckin aspect of peoples lives?<br />Cant they just fuck off and die! or get a life.Mitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01024073152949016734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-44004774549347285432010-03-14T09:09:45.871+00:002010-03-14T09:09:45.871+00:00The list of things local authorities 'can'...The list of things local authorities 'can't cope' with is a hell of a long one.<br /><br />I think, as a result, we'll have to cancel:<br /><br />Dogs defecating<br />Cars parking<br />All further snow flurries<br />Deciduous trees dropping leaves<br />Heavy rain<br /><br />and so on...JuliaMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844126589712842477noreply@blogger.com