tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post7925273052591692835..comments2024-03-13T06:57:54.343+00:00Comments on Obnoxio The Clown: IBM files a REALLY COOL patentObnoxio The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12012089552153702526noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-17432909707696020332009-02-15T14:12:00.000+00:002009-02-15T14:12:00.000+00:00Now the Barrett takes a mag of 5 bloody huge 0.5 c...Now the Barrett takes a mag of 5 bloody huge 0.5 calibre 'bullets' (look more like cannon shells). A good sniper fires twice, once to get you moving forwards and the second to be where you are moving to. If the armour moves you back you get hit by bullet number 1. Otherwise it's number 2. These bullets blow a body in half! Bang bang, you're dead!Dr Evilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00176521760477086914noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-59563297410376080692009-02-14T20:33:00.000+00:002009-02-14T20:33:00.000+00:00If it could be hacked into and fooled into thinkin...If it could be hacked into and fooled into thinking many projectiles were on the way you could control motion of the wearer.<BR/><BR/>I wonder if it would continue to work if the wearer were dead...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-35143155058368258262009-02-14T14:41:00.000+00:002009-02-14T14:41:00.000+00:00The only problem is the "earth" its a big copper a...The only problem is the "earth" its a big copper anal probe.Mitchhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01024073152949016734noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-60015192962480300122009-02-14T13:05:00.000+00:002009-02-14T13:05:00.000+00:00Give me a 0.50 Barrett and a mile and I'll happily...Give me a 0.50 Barrett and a mile and I'll happily let politicians test it out.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and a big big box of ammo.<BR/><BR/>http://www.royalnavy.mod.uk/server/show/nav.4930<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://therantingkingpenguin.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">The Penguin</A>Hacked Offhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08016667577546745576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-58800816262379384512009-02-14T11:49:00.000+00:002009-02-14T11:49:00.000+00:00@WOAR: I'm loving all these ideas. :o)@WOAR: I'm loving all these ideas. :o)Obnoxio The Clownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12012089552153702526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-19741872336924788922009-02-14T11:47:00.000+00:002009-02-14T11:47:00.000+00:00This is also a way of clearing policemen from your...This is also a way of clearing policemen from your path.<BR/><BR/>Consider; does the armour know the difference between a bullet from afar, or a bean-bag from near by? Can it tell the difference between a punch you want to move out of the way from or a push you want to respond to? If the armour converts all incoming objects in to a running-away instruction, then even a midget like me can flail about (watch out for tasers) and see the armour animate the officer in the other direction. It would be like a version of Wii fit.<BR/><BR/>I can't even see how they would get in to their own police cars. As soon as they open the door towards themselves, the armour goes 'incoming object' and makes them run away to the other side of the car park. If several officers were trying to get in to get in to their cars in the car park at the same time, the armour would keep reading each approaching officer, and the place would end up looking like a multi-ball pinball table. Eventually, they'd all have to reach a point of rest and stand very, very still until somebody figured a way to turn off the armour.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-89580229965496381592009-02-14T11:30:00.000+00:002009-02-14T11:30:00.000+00:00Are you thinking of anybody in particular?Are you thinking of anybody in particular?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-6026625610367367832009-02-14T11:03:00.000+00:002009-02-14T11:03:00.000+00:00I think it's probably more likely to be used by po...I think it's probably more likely to be used by politicians who feel themselves at risk from a sniper. ;o)Obnoxio The Clownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12012089552153702526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-18007354377659512512009-02-14T11:01:00.000+00:002009-02-14T11:01:00.000+00:00Pointless would be a better word for it.Anyone tha...Pointless would be a better word for it.<BR/><BR/>Anyone that stands still in a firefight gets everything he deserves.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com