tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post8627528713701107299..comments2024-03-13T06:57:54.343+00:00Comments on Obnoxio The Clown: Weddings I wish I'd never gone to ...Obnoxio The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12012089552153702526noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-63471599855951963602009-10-27T03:06:05.307+00:002009-10-27T03:06:05.307+00:00The last girl is really pretty, but well...I just ...The last girl is really pretty, but well...I just find that whole scat scene a bit freaky, to be honest.<br /><br />I mean...if she doesn't mind my slight bald spot or my hairy back - great! But "Hey darling, I love the taste of your arse biscuits!" - sorry, just too much. I'd be forever checking the pressure cooker and the chip pan for dead bunny rabbits.Rob Farringtonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-7289773981037366592009-10-27T02:53:04.496+00:002009-10-27T02:53:04.496+00:00Why didn't I get invited to these weddings?
D...Why didn't I get invited to these weddings?<br /><br />Damn, these people are stranger than me! I've never been anywhere that had Legolas and Wednesday Addams in the same place!<br /><br />And wenches with chocolate all over them... I have illegal dreams about that sort of thing. As often as possible.Leg-ironhttp://leg-iron.livejournal.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-89900888620269819782009-10-27T02:48:45.696+00:002009-10-27T02:48:45.696+00:00I have not been there and it would take something ...I have not been there and it would take something like a D6 to get me to one!<br /><br />Especially the top one!!!Oswald Bastablehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11828229103486326473noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-79432714580863406342009-10-27T00:03:48.607+00:002009-10-27T00:03:48.607+00:00I was photographer (sideline) at a wedding this ye...I was photographer (sideline) at a wedding this year where the bride looked like Shrek in a tight toga and their child was in all the photos. <br /><br />Free food and whisky though. It wasn't all bad. And Paint Shop Pro helped too.Leg-ironhttp://leg-iron.livejournal.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-34644337456501312242009-10-26T19:21:55.865+00:002009-10-26T19:21:55.865+00:00The council sink estate sport of BATTER THE IN-LAW...The council sink estate sport of BATTER THE IN-LAWS or should i say OUT-LAWS at a very rare wedding reception!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-15288573856882414262009-10-26T16:04:56.765+00:002009-10-26T16:04:56.765+00:00That's it Obo, marriage is off my list...Oh fu...That's it Obo, marriage is off my list...Oh fuck, 38 years to late...can I start again? (I wonder what Civil Partnerships are like? I'll get my frock.)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10072165710888952465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-84736806068086766612009-10-26T15:58:25.274+00:002009-10-26T15:58:25.274+00:00We can hope and (if you have and religion) pray th...We can hope and (if you have and religion) pray they don't fucking breed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-41760512375742458672009-10-26T14:12:31.215+00:002009-10-26T14:12:31.215+00:00Reminds me of the old Billy Connolly joke:
Best M...Reminds me of the old Billy Connolly joke:<br /><br />Best Man takes the microphone and says "The weddins aff. Someones humped the bride". A guy whispers something in the Best Mans ear, so he announces "It's back on! He's apologised".<br /><br />I'll get me coat.<br /><br />CR.Captain Rantyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07839241144954596066noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-78043448366774041632009-10-26T14:02:35.924+00:002009-10-26T14:02:35.924+00:00I'm not allowed to attend weddings anymore.......I'm not allowed to attend weddings anymore....people don't seem to like my heckling.<br /><br />I would have a festival with that lot...Oleuannahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10477092552834266343noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-68368654841110393732009-10-26T13:55:43.297+00:002009-10-26T13:55:43.297+00:00Certainly not! I go to civilised weddings where t...Certainly not! I go to civilised weddings where the most exciting happening is someone's sporran falling off their kilt.<br /><br />What kind of company do you keep?? ;)subrosahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00151702590329788260noreply@blogger.com