tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post5337599610178047399..comments2024-03-13T06:57:54.343+00:00Comments on Obnoxio The Clown: RoadworksObnoxio The Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12012089552153702526noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-20136608224796077392011-01-15T11:27:18.637+00:002011-01-15T11:27:18.637+00:00Here's a story from another world:
Bumped int...Here's a story from another world:<br /><br />Bumped into our Mairesse in the village bar Saturday afternoon.<br />"Hey, Sophie, there's a hole in the tarmac outside my place. Cars hitting it in the night are keeping me awake."<br />"OK. Thanks for telling me"<br /><br />Tuesday morning, truck pulls up outside, guy throws couple shovel-fulls of tarmac out, jumps down, levels it with the shovel, driver runs truck tyre backwards & forwards over the patch a few times to tamp it in, guy throws shovel in back of truck, climbs up into cab & away. Three minutes. No cones. No road closures. No fuss. No problem.<br /><br />But that's France for you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-13899071951919918102011-01-13T12:26:08.360+00:002011-01-13T12:26:08.360+00:00Obo
Are you still stuck in that jam?Obo<br /><br />Are you still stuck in that jam?Umbongonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-80100119816600304962011-01-13T04:03:33.757+00:002011-01-13T04:03:33.757+00:00Ask them what's wrong with the street.
http:/...Ask them what's wrong with the street.<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8b3963VRW4Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-20849645583114320282011-01-11T15:23:26.515+00:002011-01-11T15:23:26.515+00:00Anyone who isn't angry all the time isn't ...Anyone who isn't angry all the time isn't paying attention.Lyle Poonanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-80685585855539084502011-01-09T18:19:24.696+00:002011-01-09T18:19:24.696+00:00You don't have to be moving, to burn fuel, and...You don't have to be moving, to burn fuel, and earn tax revenues.<br />Everyone's a winner!The Governmentnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-1144961866323934712011-01-08T18:31:36.687+00:002011-01-08T18:31:36.687+00:00What are you trying to say?What are you trying to say?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-50560767982849428152011-01-07T12:32:22.443+00:002011-01-07T12:32:22.443+00:00Don't get me started....
Fuck it i'll sta...Don't get me started....<br /><br />Fuck it i'll start anyway.<br /><br />Roadworks take the piss. Cutting trees, now that's going one step beyond! Half the time when they are doing actual roadworks there's no one fucking working on them anyway. Then there's those poncy temporary lights that let two cars go at a time. Roadworks my arse more like road clog ups for no reason at all!Write Mindhttp://www.thisworldneedshelp.infonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-66356030275649132332011-01-07T10:29:35.783+00:002011-01-07T10:29:35.783+00:00Or they could move the road further away from the ...Or they could move the road further away from the trees.Woman on a Rafthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08897415591130901416noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-87829299002016194702011-01-07T10:27:15.017+00:002011-01-07T10:27:15.017+00:00Pipe-down Grim-oldie.
I have this sweet little con...Pipe-down Grim-oldie.<br />I have this sweet little cone rental contract in operation.John Majornoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-69212382854131671912011-01-07T05:07:56.463+00:002011-01-07T05:07:56.463+00:00Do you do children's parties?Do you do children's parties?Alice Cookhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05753570123987780947noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-14292182885145363652011-01-07T00:43:19.322+00:002011-01-07T00:43:19.322+00:00You're just a very angry clown Obo...why not s...You're just a very angry clown Obo...why not start smoking to calm your nerves...it's good for your <a href="http://jocularjohnny.blogspot.com/2011/01/bad-teeth-good-teethwhich-do-you-have.html" rel="nofollow">teeth</a> too!JJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05239651363530826401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-39208737424356093182011-01-06T21:44:27.306+00:002011-01-06T21:44:27.306+00:00Blame the New Roads & Street Works Act (NRSWA)...Blame the New Roads & Street Works Act (NRSWA). It's all about "Safety" - certain minimum distances are required to protect workers from traffic. If this requirement can't be met, then shutting a lane (or even the road completely) must be carried out. <br /><br />Whilst many jobs could be done by means of temporary signs & barriers, it seems that "the easy way out" is favoured, rather than risk a claim for compensayshun...<br /><br />Of course if us tax paying motorists were able to claim for OUR inconvenience and wasted time, things might be different...microdavenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-72230172543431553742011-01-06T20:40:27.808+00:002011-01-06T20:40:27.808+00:00Blimey, you're back with a vengeance. Someone...Blimey, you're back with a vengeance. Someone done something to upset you?sixtypoundsaweekcleanernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-1004752417916103372011-01-06T17:16:24.432+00:002011-01-06T17:16:24.432+00:00Put the trees further back from the road.Put the trees further back from the road.Rosshttp://fountain.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-87497041229859790682011-01-06T16:49:20.736+00:002011-01-06T16:49:20.736+00:00Yes. Next question.Yes. Next question.Mark Wadsworthhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07733511175178098449noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-64310058097047068362011-01-06T15:18:37.535+00:002011-01-06T15:18:37.535+00:00Me? I'm the happiest, most jolly clown on the ...Me? I'm the happiest, most jolly clown on the planet.<br /><br />Except when that fake Obnoxio The Clown comes onto this site and starts swearing at everyone.Obnoxio The Happy Clownhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12012089552153702526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-56145471406782429412011-01-06T15:12:04.972+00:002011-01-06T15:12:04.972+00:00Because fucking fucks fuck me off.Because fucking fucks fuck me off.Obnoxio The Clownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12012089552153702526noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-42537242810160718942011-01-06T15:11:50.778+00:002011-01-06T15:11:50.778+00:00Michael, it's because he's a cantankerous,...Michael, it's because he's a cantankerous, miserable old cunt.<br /><br />Next!The Grim Reaperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190441504002736960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4471993488623327927.post-15885117235355543572011-01-06T15:06:26.458+00:002011-01-06T15:06:26.458+00:00Why you so angry all the time?Why you so angry all the time?Michael Fowkehttp://moneyistheway.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com