Wednesday, 15 September 2010

Humbling

What I'd give to be able to write stuff like this:

Imagine Rooney's head turning crimson as he vigorously bothers a bonk-eyed orange tart with the complimentary pillow mint stuck to her left buttock. Then picture him at the moment of fruition, twisted into a hooting, neckless mess of lust that will indelibly print itself into your mind, corrupting all your fondest memories.
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3 comments:

  1. Anonymous15 Sept 2010, 10:00:00

    EEugh - I feel sick.

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  2. Woman on a Raft15 Sept 2010, 19:34:00

    They've just made it impossible for me to eat baby beetroot, and I love beetroot in olive oil and balsamic vinegar.

    Bastards.

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  3. Mitch16 Sept 2010, 04:37:00

    You can see why Colleen says no.

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