Sunday 3 August 2008

Elfin Safety

I took my daughter to the local swimming pool today. There was a queue waiting to be let in to the pool area, "because it's busy." With a vision of a heaving swimming pool in mind, I was about to leave when the receptionist called me back.

"You can go in now, two people have left the pool. It's not actually full, but we've only got one lifesaver on duty so we can only let 30 people into the pool at one time."

For fuck's sake, this cuntry really is going to the dogs. Has no-one got any fucking common sense any more?

1 comment:

Henry North London 2.0 said...

No It got taken away by elfin safety