Tuesday 9 December 2008

Dave Barry, eat your heart out!

Apparently, some fucker has been done for kiddy porn, on the grounds that he had a cartoon of Bart and Lisa Simpson having sex.


Justice Adams ruled the word "person" included imaginary or fictional characters and that an unrealistic representation of a figure did not preclude that figure from being a "person".

I'm not making this up.

I hope it's the End of Days, really. Humanity doesn't really deserve to survive any more.


Anonymous said...

Considering that country is preparing to introduce a national internet filter I don't think that's too ridiculous for them.

The Australian government is full of window lickers.

Anonymous said...

Re: OUP Junior Dictionary
Thank you Oxford University Press for taking the trouble to list all of the feared words - I now intend to use them all the more, to make sure that children know all of them!
Carol, cracker, holly, ivy, mistletoe
Dwarf, elf, goblin
Abbey, aisle, altar, bishop, chapel, christen, disciple, minister, monastery, monk, nun, nunnery, parish, pew, psalm, pulpit, saint, sin, devil, vicar
Coronation, duchess, duke, emperor, empire, monarch, decade
Adder, ass, beaver, boar, budgerigar, bullock, cheetah, colt, corgi, cygnet, doe, drake, ferret, gerbil, goldfish, guinea pig, hamster, heron, herring, kingfisher, lark, leopard, lobster, magpie, minnow, mussel, newt, otter, ox, oyster, panther, pelican, piglet, plaice, poodle, porcupine, porpoise, raven, spaniel, starling, stoat, stork, terrapin, thrush, weasel, wren
Acorn, allotment, almond, apricot, ash, bacon, beech, beetroot, blackberry, blacksmith, bloom, bluebell, bramble, bran, bray, bridle, brook, buttercup, canary, canter, carnation, catkin, cauliflower, chestnut, clover, conker, county, cowslip, crocus, dandelion, diesel, fern, fungus, gooseberry, gorse, hazel, hazelnut, heather, holly, horse chestnut, ivy, lavender, leek, liquorice, manger, marzipan, melon, minnow, mint, nectar, nectarine, oats, pansy, parsnip, pasture, poppy, porridge, poultry, primrose, prune, radish, rhubarb, sheaf, spinach, sycamore, tulip, turnip, vine, violet, walnut, willow

Anonymous said...

If you don't mind Obnoxio I have stolen your story. It's out-cunting-rageous.

Mark Wadsworth said...

As I pointed out yesterday, yesterday, there's another angle to this.

Anonymous said...

I think we've been this way before.....and that was in Oz too.


Obnoxio The Clown said...

Anon, 20:13 ... bloody hell, I thought I was weird ...

Anonymous said...

So what about the London Olympics logo which is plainly Lisa Simpson giving a blow job ?