Thursday 4 December 2008

You have to hand it to Gorbals Prick

Fucked over by Harridan Harmperson, hung out to dry but watch his massive troughing skills kick in:

Theresa May, shadow Commons leader, said it was now clear that Martin's promised speedy enquiry would be no such thing. It emerged today that the committee of seven senior MPs would meet and immediately adjourn until police investigations and criminal proceedings were finished - a process likely to take many months.


Ah, yes, many months during which all sorts of things could happen to take the heat off the chippy porridge wog fuckmonkey. More trumped up charges against an MP, leading to a robust response from Gorbals and earning him massive adulation is my best guess. Or the economy might tank to the point where nobody cares any more. Or anything. There might be a particularly good episode of 'stenders or something.

Fuck, I'm really beginning to hate living in this degenerate fuckhole of a country. "Great" Britain, my festering cock.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I also gather the composition is going to reflect the make up of the House. Therefore, it will have 4 Lab, 2 Con and 1 LD. Which is so good for democracy, I think; giving Labour an overall majority.

Hacked Off said...

Yep, the fat red-faced scrounging thick scottish cunt is certainly good at hanging on to his place at the trough. Shame he's so fucking useless at anything else.

The Penguin