Friday 16 January 2009

Al-Qa'eda scores another success

Their suicide duck squad has managed to down another of the Great Satan's planes:

A US Airways plane has crashed into the Hudson River in New York after apparently being hit by a bird.

All of the 148 passengers, two pilots and three cabin staff on board the Airbus A320 aircraft survived, according to the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA).


Apparently, Osama Bin Liner is pissed off to the max and threatening the rest of the squad with withdrawal of virgin privileges.

1 comment:

Earthlet Nigel said...

They'll know there in hell when they discover the pint pots have holes in them and the virgins don't.

And what do female suicide bombers get? 72 crusty dicks or do they just get their arse shafted?