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Oh I just came in my pants!!!!What a glorious day!
Obo, I say you must be having the time of your life. Will you be drinking tonight to celebrate?
That'smiliating result, for the Loonies to finish below the Lib Dems.
I am going to print that one and frame it.If I ever meet Lord Toby Jug, the beer's on me.
I'll see your St Ives, and raise you GosportTwo Labour candidates in Gosport were even beaten by punk-rocker Fungus Addams, from the marginal English Democrats party, who freely admitted to having 'no chance of winning'.Here are the results from the Gosport Leesland and Town ward.Two seats are up for grabs.Fungus Addams, English Democrats, 972Christopher Carter, Conservative, 3,802* Peter Edgar, Conservative, 4,502Graham Giles, Labour, 781* Keith Gill, Lib Dem, 1,566Brian Hart, Independent, 1,085Terry Mitchell, Green, 981George Morby, Lib Dem, 1,193Jock Train, Labour, 619
Oh the humanity....
Now that's what I call a result....time to go and deep fry the cat
I have a luverly cat. You're not deep-frying her.
I don't think I have laughed so much since the pope died!
Fuck, that's funny.
What that NuLiebour have been smashed by the Monster Raving Loony Party, or that you want to deep-fry my cat?
Oh God, I am in such a good mood right now!I still think that Caroline Flint is hot, though.Sorry; I know that the last sentence was totally pointless and redundant. My Libido Made Me Do It!!!
Sign up to the call a general election petition: http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/GoToCountryNow/Call to resign one: http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/(I never started either, but there really are a paltry number of sigs on these. They should be in the MSM as far as I'm concerned)
I once had the misfortune to cross swords with a Labour party activist from that area of Cambridgeshire, and if there is a more obnoxious, treacherous and spiteful arsehole alive, I've yet to meet him. If cunts could fly, he'd be a squadron leader. If he had anything to do with campaigning then it's no fucking surprise the poor fuckers polled less than the MRLP.
I live 12 miles from St Ives, note the real St Ives , in Cambridgeshire. I always thought they had their heads screwed on, except for the fuckwits at chucking out time on Friday and Saturday. Mind you, they are probably too young to vote (hint to police). There is of course a statue of Ollie Cromwell in the town centre. Hint to Labour......read what he said when he kicked parliament in the goolies!
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