I'd be lying if I said I wasn't slightly confused and very flattered.
I don't believe the hype of Wikio rankings or voted awards or even the absolute ranking of page stats, but clearly there are a lot more cunts reading my blog and enjoying it than I thought. And I have to say, although I write my blog for me, it's always gratifying to know that other twats enjoy reading it too.
So thank you to every fucker who voted for me. You bastards, you've brought a tear to my eye!
Its your constant crude wit on Twitter which directs me to your blog plus the fact that I agree with alot of what you say!
Congrats never the less!
Oh, go on @oleuanna, I was just going to say that I was more like Gwyneth Paltrow. :o)
Oh FFS and he would like to thank his Mum... hairless rabbits and his pulsating groin....of which all this..umm what is this again??
Give it a rest Streisand
That's the wench I was looking for....Obo Paltrow
This will make you even more intolerable.
No doubt you will reach the top ten next time then....
Fucking grim... :O>
Dunno how, cos your blog is a load of pish.
Just had a look, well done!
Not a tear to your jap's eye , I hope.
Congrats on not just making the 100 but storming it too.
Unbelievable. What you done to deserve it? Put something in Guido's tea?
I still hold the most prestigious award in blogging, thank you very much.
Rub it in, bitch! ;o)
I'm amazed that you delete comments. What does a person have to do to offend Obnoxio? Surely it's not possible?
Comment deleted by the author means the author of the comment, not the author of the blog. In this case, oleuanna deleted her own comment and then reposted it, which I don't understand either.
I only delete spam. ;o)
This post has been deleted by blog admin.
Piss off Rab! :o)
That didn't work as well as I'd hoped...
Time for another can of Tennents super.
I dont care for Mrs Dales stuff anyway I dont make the ratings Doh!
Your boring,much prefer Old Holborn or Dick Puddlecote.
How lovely for you.
You've aleady had a bottle of Bucky and some Windowlene.
Bad form to drink beer after a cocktail.
Well done Obo, well deserved!
Well done, spiketooth. It's all your work with children that does it. The plump, tasty cheeldren... nom nom nom.
Rab- have you tried Gold Label? Used to be called barley wine and used to be 11%, so what they sell now is a mere alcopop by comparison.
Still very nice though.
I can give you no more ringing endorsement, Obo, than to say that, on Sunday night, I was torn between reading your blog and watching the most unintentionally hilarious, over the top, tasteless pean to self-absorption in the history of broadcasting.
I wish I could say that you won, but Lady Gaga's performance at the MTV Video Music Awards took the palm.
Nevertheless, good effort!
Fucking 19th on a poxy incestuous list and you are starting to get cocky...and so it begins….And I'm an artist I delete at will
But I’ll take bets now you won’t even make the top 30 next year….
And I do!!
Starting to get cocky? STARTING?
Where the fuck have you been for the last year, cumchops?
It may seem that I am laughing at being called cumchops....and typing with a grin. That aside
You got soft and sold out and now you are on a poxy list ..that you have wrapped around your slight reaching phallus and have been stroking with it all day.
You have become the people are parents warned us about....
hmmm? Obo Paltrow :O> 'i'd like to thank god, the jewish people..shepherds... PUKE the fuck off
Where has the cunt gone??
I'm too busy being fellated at the Oboatriou Cuntry Club to be cuntish.
I hope the Latino boys hand you fleshlights hourly.....
And the bedroom service is to your bums approval...
It's Greek style, actually! :o)
..busy being fellated at the Oboatriou Cuntry Club ...
How else do you think I got to #93?
Nom nom nom...
yes yes ...because the Greeks historically only indulge with women...
unless you have thrush and you are speaking of the yoghurt
Ahem, anyway, sorry to interrupt this riveting conversation, but I thought as Honorary President for Life of the Oboatriou Mutual Masturbation Cuntry Club, I'd best chime in in case you thought I'd disappeared up my own anal cavity.
So, is this the stalker you mentioned the other day, Obo? This Oleuanna bint?
Fuck me, she's not very funny is she? Is she always this unimaginative?
No, Oleuanna isn't my stalker. She's too busy exhorting the proletariat to rise up against the libertarian oppressor. Even though she's a closet libertarian. :o)
John Demetriou said...
'Readers won't be aware of this, but one of the many things I practice outside of co-running the World's Best Blog (this one) is poker. Texas Hold 'Em poker, to be precise. Not online, I'm talking the real fucking casino deal. Me, sat there amongst a collection of nerks, oddballs and ne'er do wells, trying my best to get in the frame.
This oleuanna bint??
Fuck me, she's not very funny is she? Is she always this unimaginative?'
Seriously? And I mean seriously Have you read your own blog? That you need help on...
You could be right...i'm not funny..not shockingly intelligent may not make the wish list but i'm not an arrogant tory twat... hmm?
Will I live?... think i'll be fine, how's the gambling going? No doubt you had a tie on...you closet socialist
Great, clown. But don't get cocky.
Maintaining your position in the list ain't like dusting crops, boy. Without constant attention to detail and relentless self-promotion, you may find yourself falling next year...
You have a stalker, Obonius? Nobody stalks me. I am sooo lonely. And hungry too.
Mr.E., the lists are but a game. A trivial distraction. A plaything. Oh, we do like to be beside the topside but that isn't why we're playing. It's the Tory way of keeping us all in line for their reign.
The lists are beside the point. It's not what I tell other bloggers that matters. It's what I say to the fat bloke in the pub that has the real spreading effect.
Speak to real people. The likes of me don't need persuading.
@Mr E - I know, and unlike many of the people in the top 20, I'm not skilled at, or interested in, the shameless self-promotion game. So I may well have peaked early, but I'll take it while I can get it. :o)
Post a Comment