A Nigerian engineering student at a British university tried to blow up a transatlantic aircraft in a suspected al-Qaeda plot.
Apart from the fact that this cunt is going to make air travel even more of a pain in the cock than it already was, no-one is watching the news, fuckbag. I hope you die an excruciating, miserable death anyway, you fucking hateful bastard cunt.
GOOD JOB HE WAS A BRITISH ENGINEERING STUDENT OR THE FUCKING THING MIGHT HAVE GONE OFF.
After just one absolute bonehead called Richard Reid tried to blow up his shoes on a transatlantic flight - with spectacular lack of success - we all have to take our shoes off for these security pests to justify their existence. After this moron's effort it will presumably be trousers off for all males. Will some female nutter please set off a firecracker in her bra?
Dunno about that, I'm an engineer and could construct something explosively lethal out of quite a few innocuous household items. Course I wont, but then I'm not a loon from the religion of peace.
And an apposite punishment for a failed, incompetent suicide bomber is of course, life.
They've already 'increased security' as a result of this, so I think Obo's right about the pain that all those planning to fly in the next few days will have to go through...
It says he's British then it says he's Nigerian.
He can't be both.
It doesn't say much for the quality of the courses at that Uni does it?
On a more serious note, this could have been a disaster.
I'm stunned at how stupidly incompetent these fuckwits are.I'm an engineer and I understand how things work and how strong various materials are.last time I flew I could imagine any number of ways to puncture the plane with quite innocuous "items" at one point in the flight both pilot and co pilot left the cockpit to use the toilet and chat up the stewardesses, this would be a perfect moment to act.If this is the limit to their intelligence then we are very safe and the government use these events to encroach more and more into our freedoms and desire to travel.
Good job I'm not a terrorist really!!
It's very simple.
If your name contains more vowels than consonents and you are black as the ace of spades, you are not allowed on an aircraft.
Immigration, terrorism, benefit fraud and rape sorted overnight. NEXT!
I know this is not a very 'Christian' thing to say but the bastard should have been thrown off the plane (after it landed) and left to die in pain (i'm hoping he was badly burnt?) in the snow and shit somewhere lonely at the far end of the airfield so he could watch the rest of the planes taking off and landing safely. After a few very painful hours he'll be away to watch his more successful brethren shagging a few virgins while he sits in the corner wanking.
They're not human and should not be treated so. Fucking idiots...
If your name contains more vowels than consonents and you are black as the ace of spades
This rule is also (unofficially) used by many Credit Control departments to deny credit. So if Dixons on Tottenham Court Road call up the Credit company and ask for credit for Mr. Adebayu Adawale on 2 plasma TVs and a Blu-Ray player, they won't even bother running the credit check before they deny it because the chances of the guy making a single repayment are pretty much zero.
From what I heard, he won't be sitting in the corner wanking in the near future....if ever again!
I think we can safely say that Americas finest doctors are currently applying a poltice of dog shit, rancid tuna and fetid lard, mixed with Chilli powder and sulphuric acid, whilst waving the bones of their ancestors fingers over what remains of his cock
According to strict African medical traditions of course. Here’s to a speedy recovery.
The odd thing is, after the dry-roasted-nuts incident, security is being stepped up in UK airports.
He flew from Amsterdam to avoid UK security. Beefing up security in the country they don't fly from seems a little odd. Unless it's just an excuse, as usual.
Also, what was he expecting in the afterlife? Eternity with 72 virgins would be an eternity of wishing he hadn't blown his danglies off before he arrived.
"Witnesses described seeing the suspect using a syringe to inject one substance into another before flames erupted; it raised the prospect that terrorists have discovered a form of explosives that cannot be detected by current airport screening."
There may well be 3 million ways of creating an explosive.
You can hear the bastards now can't you?
"Hey Copenhagen looked really shit didn't it, I mean I thought we were really gonna hammer the creeps, but even they may have noticed that we didn't give a fuck..."
"Christ, haven't we got any mad non-white people we can say are Alky Aida?"
"Well, put one of the fuckers on a flight somewhere, then its TERRORSIM, WAR ON and we've got 'em under the thumb again!"
I despair, I really do.
Happy New Year...
This cunt just wants to fuck my life on my return journey, doesn't he?
Fucking bollocky cocksocks.
Should have known he would be a fucking celtic supporter. No doubt the IRA loving cunts at parkhead will be singing a wee ditty for him at the next home game.
Terrorist loving wanks.
@ Old Holborn, Re:
"Immigration, terrorism, benefit fraud and rape sorted overnight. NEXT!"
try the McCanns, Tony-big-liar-Blair, Catholic Priests, Bankers and fraudulent expenses claiming MPs - that should keep you busy for the rest of your life, if it doesn't give you a heart attack first at the number of non-blacks in that list!
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