The blue one looks like it has experienced an episode of pelvic floor weakness and has wet its shiny satin troosers. All that gleeful jumping up and down, I expect. It's always gleeful jumping up and down that catches me out. Glo.
You should worry My local Wetherspoons is full of them on Friday nights. On Mondays they have enbalming demos and Wednesdays is reserved for Norman Wisdom look-alikes.
Must rush I'me picking up vibes from another dimension.
This is like last week's Dr Who episode where the dodgy-looking eye on a green penis popped out of the alien's mouth and puffed destruction dust on everybody.
The world is going to laugh in to its hanky at us and then pat us on the head like hoplessly amiable imbeciles, isn't it?
Oh for goodness sake, if they were the effluent of my currently-dimension-warping-paradox-welding consciousness, they'd both have at least 13,023 eyes (the 23 is very important), no tangible form in the true essence of things, and ultimately be the macrocosmic manifestation of the piece of celery I put on my tongue half and hour ago* that I had completely forgotten about until just now.
*well, that's what the clock says! What does the clock know, really, about the passage of time? It's all clocks when think about it, isn't it? Clocks within clocks within clocks.
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Oh, please, universe, I'm begging you! An asteroid strike now would put us all out of our misery...
Saw this on Ch 4 News another waste of Tax payers dosh, wonder why they're not wearing Burkhas?
There's no way the English Olympics are going to break even with this shit being showcased across IL Mondo!
wtf is that ?
I thought this was a joke
Wenlock and Mandeville ??
I really do despair - wonder how much this load of wank cost
time for a beer
Looks like the pulled a couple of septic teeth!! Or maybe teeth from Obo's gob?
The blue one looks like it has experienced an episode of pelvic floor weakness and has wet its shiny satin troosers. All that gleeful jumping up and down, I expect. It's always gleeful jumping up and down that catches me out.
Glo.
Jesus God!
The Tena Lady not working for you, Glo? :o(
Maybe these stupid cunts think that the 2012 Olympics are similar to Stuart Hall's, It's a knockout. Jesus wept!
You should worry
My local Wetherspoons is full of them on Friday nights.
On Mondays they have enbalming demos and Wednesdays is reserved for
Norman Wisdom look-alikes.
Must rush I'me picking up vibes from another dimension.
The Moving Hand
For fucks sake, please, the country is going down the pan but hey here's a mascot for the Olympics. Looks like they were designed by someone on acid.
I like the way the orange one is doing a Hitler salute.
/awards self Goldwin's Prize for the evening.
More stunning successes from the same chimp troop that brought you the 2010 blow-job logo.
Well done guys.
Epic fail!
This is like last week's Dr Who episode where the dodgy-looking eye on a green penis popped out of the alien's mouth and puffed destruction dust on everybody.
The world is going to laugh in to its hanky at us and then pat us on the head like hoplessly amiable imbeciles, isn't it?
what is this i dont even
Not more holiday snaps..?
Is that Victorian building in the background weeping? Yes, I believe it is.
"The world is going to laugh in to its hanky at us and then pat us on the head like hoplessly amiable imbeciles, isn't it?"
Yes. Again....
Teletubbies Olympic style?
Fuck them.
They both need to be sodomised, roughly.
Teletubbies on tour with Hunter S Thompson.
What is this?
The one on the left has a yellow/orange theme. The one on the right a blue theme.
I think this is another picture of the Cleggerons.
Looks like they were designed by someone on acid
Oh for goodness sake, if they were the effluent of my currently-dimension-warping-paradox-welding consciousness, they'd both have at least 13,023 eyes (the 23 is very important), no tangible form in the true essence of things, and ultimately be the macrocosmic manifestation of the piece of celery I put on my tongue half and hour ago* that I had completely forgotten about until just now.
*well, that's what the clock says! What does the clock know, really, about the passage of time? It's all clocks when think about it, isn't it? Clocks within clocks within clocks.
THAT HAS PUT GOALEO INTO ANOTHER BRACKET
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