Sunday, 4 July 2010

Loopy bastards

Jeez, whenever I think our police take the piss, along comes a story like this:

Paris Hilton has been arrested in South Africa and released without charge after a friend was seen smoking marijuana during a World Cup match.

Dude, seriously, I think your fucking tie is too tight.

10 comments:

Peperbarmi said...

I wonder how many autographs for the coppers she signed.

Anonymous said...

...without using her hands :-)

(If you've been to Thailand, you'll understand)

Furor Teutonicus said...

Seen smoking...

Can they PROVE that, that is what it was?

Something about "lab tests" to prove it is not just someone who makes particularly long rollies with bog standard tobacco, as I always used to do, to save re making one every two bloody minutes?

No lab test result, no drug.

Furor Teutonicus said...

Follow ups on a post card.

Anonymous said...

Maybe she was smoking a massive bong that said ganga on it.

Furor Teutonicus said...

Still not evidence until it is proved by a chemical analyses that what was IN it actually WAS drugs.

John Demetriou said...

Squawk!

Cunts!

Squawk!

John Demetriou said...

Squ-squ-squ-squ-squ-squ-squ-squ-squ-squ-squ-squ-squ-squawk!

As Ed Balls might say.

Squawk!

Mama Peperami said...

Are you ok dear,mmmm give mama a hug...

John Demetriou said...

Squawk!

Bitty, bitty, bitty...

Everyone is a cunt.

Squawk!