Tuesday 17 August 2010

Coda

So, is this a good time to mention I walked into the bog about an hour later and saw a log the size of a head of corn floating there?

I thought not.

12 comments:

RantinRab said...

I've just barfed up my mince 'n' tatties.


Cunt.

microdave said...

It's these modern low level cisterns - they just don't provide a decent flow.

You can't beat an old style cistern high up on the wall, they'll clear even the most stubborn deposits....

Catosays said...

Sweet!

Anonymous said...

They're lovely deep-fried in beer batter.

Steve

Rationalist said...

Unless you make the link to Kingbingo. Floating.

Anonymous said...

If it looks like a counter sunk walnutwhip with an extension then gordo did a slim fast!
BRICKBAT
A dixi mongoose rearing it´s ugly head

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

You could start a collection, serve them up as exhibits, open a museum. Then we could compare notes.

Anonymous said...

Google "rate my poo" and see pain!
BRICKBAT

John Demetriou said...

You should have done it in my mouth Obo - I'd see to it that it got through my drainage okay, to be shat out at the other end into Kevin's mouth.

Mitch said...

Take a picture and post it to "rate my poo.com" you know you want to.

Anonymous said...

Are you sure it was yours?
Did it have one flat end?

Blind Pugh said...

Are you sure Mrs Clown didn't nip in between your visits and deposit the turd surreptitiously? Or do you have one of them water-saving devices in the cistern, that might account for the reduced flow MicroDave referred to. Anyway, I think that's more than enough of that kind of thing, thank you very much.