Pisces (20 FEB-20 MAR)
This week you take a job driving a New York taxi in the hope it will stave off the loneliness and desolation that has gripped you since returning from Vietnam. But instead of getting your life back on track it leaves you feeling even more lost and desperate as your mind fills with violent fantasies about the 'scum' you transport from one morally bankrupt appointment to another. Did you not think about getting a job in McDonalds? If you're really good they let you dress up as a clown.