Thursday 17 September 2015

I can only apologise to John Cougar Mellencamp

Little ditty about Jez and Diane 2 London kids in Labour's heartland Jez's gonna be a politics star Diane debutante backseat of Jez's car Suckin' on a chili dog outside the tastee freeze Diane's sittin' on Jacky's lap, he's got his hands between her knees Jez he say, "Hey Diane lets run off behind a shady tree Dribble off those Bobby brooks, let me do what I please" And say a "Oh yeah life goes on Long after the thrill of livin' is gone" Say a, "Oh yeah life goes on Long after the thrill of livin' is gone, they walk on" Jez he sits back reflects his thoughts for the moment Scratches his head and does his best James Dean Well you know Diane, we gotta run of the city Diane says "Baby, you ain't missing nothing Jez he say a "Oh yeah life goes on Long after the thrill of livin' is gone Oh yeah they say life goes on Long after the thrill of livin' is gone" Gonna let it roll 'n' rock Let it roll Let the party vote come on down And save my role Hold on to 16 as long as you can Changes come around real soon Make us women and men Oh yeah life goes on Long after the thrill of livin' is gone Oh yeah they say life goes on Long after the thrill of livin' is gone A little ditty about Jez and Diane Two Labour kids doin' the best that they can

2 comments:

Lord T said...

I quite like the guy. He seems to float around scrounging off everyone else like all these dole scroungers we having shagging everything he can while taking anything not nailed down. he really is a son of labour.

The key thing is he isn't a hypocrite and is happy for everyone else to do the same. It is hard to find that sort of integrity in anyone in the political arena.

Anonymous said...

Oh but sorry, he IS a massive hypocrite! In everything he does and says. Not a fan, sorry. No integrity there. He is not small town or down to earth. Plus he wrecked his voice and health and that of others with his smoking obsession. Springsteen or JBJovie over this phoney any day of the week!