What a cunt!
A campaigner against Heathrow Airport's third runway has attempted to glue himself to Gordon Brown at a Downing Street reception.
Dan Glass, a member of Plane Stupid, was about to receive an award from the prime minister when he stuck out his superglued hand and touched his sleeve.
Plane Stupid says Mr Glass, from north London, then "glued his hand" to Mr Brown's jacket as he shook his hand.
Spokesman Graham Thompson said Mr Glass - a 24-year-old post-graduate student at Strathclyde University - had smuggled a small amount of glue through Downing Street security checks in his underwear.
He met the prime minister during the reception.
Mr Thompson said his organisation was attempting to make Mr Brown "stick to his environmental promises".
How corny is that? What a gaylord!
Downing Street confirmed an exchange had taken place but denied that Mr Glass had glued himself to the prime minister.
"There may have been something sticky on his hands but it was only for a few seconds that he touched the prime minister," a spokesman said. "There was no stickiness of any significance."
He added: "This was certainly not seen as a serious protest. It was very light-hearted. This was not a serious incident."
Speaking afterwards, Mr Glass said: "My left hand was covered in superglue and I stuck it to his sleeve.
"I just glued myself to him and after 20 seconds he tore my hand off - it really hurt. He had to give it a couple of tugs before it came away.
"He was just grinning about it. He didn't seem to take me seriously."
No fucking shit, huh?
After the incident Mr Glass was allowed to stay in Downing Street for 40 minutes.
When he left the building he tried to glue himself to the gates of Downing Street but had his hand detached by a police officer.
"I didn't have much glue left by that point," he said.
What an amateur! Dan, I just hope your superglue dribbled its way into your underpants and blocked up your reproductive equipment so that you don't fuck up the gene pool with any equally stupid children.
It takes a special kind of man to get me to take the Gorgon's side on anything, but Dan Glass, Plain Fucking Stupid Cunt Extraordinaire, has managed it!
2 comments:
Ah, I love this story. Wouldn;t have been a problem for teflon Tone. God I hate Brown.
Good to see Polly is winning in your poll. Evil bitch.
Maybe if he'd stuck himself to Brown whilst wearing a semtex vest then it might have been a story, otherwise its just a tale of two sad wankers who ought to have been strangled at birth.
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