Thursday 28 August 2008

Caption competition

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ok, fingers ready, get wiggling:

There's a worm at the bottom of Gordon's garden
And his name is Wiggly Woo
There's a worm at the bottom of Gordon's garden
And all that he can do
Is wiggle all night
And wiggle all day
He'll be the leader all the people do say
There's a worm at the bottom of Gordon's garden
And his name is Wiggly Woo


Come on now, with the music:

Apparently they are going to do this one at the Labour Party conference, replacing the Red Flag and all that arm-locking with people getting up and doing the hand actions.

Mark Wadsworth said...

"Ah, but can you guess what the other side of my face looks like?"

Obnoxio The Clown said...

... and Trixy, if you vote for me, you can have it all ...

Anonymous said...

Loffle, Obo for teh w1n!

(Are you eligible to enter this competition, being the host?)

Obnoxio The Clown said...

I don't know, but I'm very disappointed at the non-appearance of obvious jokes. :o(

Fidothedog said...

...And I swear the biggist cock I ever took was this big!!!"

Devil's Kitchen said...

"Yes, it's true: my wife's clit is this much bigger than my cock.

"She likes to strap a lolly-stick to it and fuck my arse.

"Oh, yes, I love clit-to-arse..."

DK

Devil's Kitchen said...

"And this is how much of a fuck-up I made of Defra..."

DK

Trixy said...

As Polly Toynbee emerges from the cloakroom looking disheveled, Young David can't help but boast to his friends.

Anonymous said...

"You can't see it in this photograph because the top of my head is cut off, but if you could see it, my cranial penis would be about THIS long"

Anonymous said...

Happy talk, keep talkin' happy talk,
Talk about things you'd like to do.
You got to have a dream,
If you don't have a dream,
How you gonna have a dream come true?