Tuesday 23 September 2008

Millipede says: "You've got a small penis ..."

And at one point he went off into a little dream world repeating a phrase to himself in a murmured diminuendo. "The Tories are beatable" was the phrase, once, twice, three times (then he woke up. It had all been a wonderful dream).


And:

I don't think he should use that gesture so much in front of Labour Party activists; they haven't come to Manchester to be told that. "When I look back over 11 years in government, I feel pride in your tiny penis."


Simon Carr in fine form!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Gordon was delighted with the speech. I can't think why. His rival had praised him with the sentiment, "And that is the difference a man with negligible organ of regeneration can make to the debate." But Gordon was happy to smirk and produce his twisted, flickering smile because his rival had come in well under expectation.

So don't have any expectations of anyone other then the monocular son of the manse leading the Labour Party to it's next defeat.

Seriously, the Milibar Kid and everyone else around him don't really wish to displace the PM.
The shame of losing the next election will be his to bear, after all, he is the right man for getting on with the job!