More of the same

I was doing so well. I'd stayed away for the papers for nearly a week. My blood pressure was down, I was relaxed and calm. I'd have been comatose if I'd kept it up.

But, no, I just had to fucking sneak a peek, didn't I? That fucking moron, Gorgon Brownshirt, is actually going to try and spend his way out of the recession.

I understand the "dominant media narrative" is that Gorgon is somehow a fucking genius who comes into his own when it's a crisis and he's a towering colossus bestriding the chaos. And his fix for the almighty clusterfuck that he's created is to do the same thing as he's been doing all along to such great effect, he's just going to turn the dial up to 11.

I'm sorry, you fucking monocular moron of the manse, but I fail to see how you continuing to fuck things up in the same way as you have been all along is going to make our lives better.

“You have sat too long for any good you have been doing lately … Depart, I say, and let us have done with you.

In the name of God, go!”