I see the world a lot more clearly than I want to. (Viewers of a sensitive nature should be aware that this blog is rated 18 and contains violence, strong language, adult themes, politics and technology.)
Informix in Gay Pareee (thanks to JGP for bringing this to my attention!)
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kev g
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O/T
An important story you may have missed...
"Nicola from Girls Aloud is refusing to hand over half the ashes of her dead dog to her former partner."
- Metro
In a futile bid to show that I have my finger on the pulse, I sent this to a couple of trainees at work. Within seconds, one of the more switched on ones replied,
"I heard it was because she didn't know which half she would get to keep and didn't want to be left with just the arse."
I am sitting here 24 hours later still wondering if I am missing something.
"You're a mother-fuckin' douche bag, NOX. ... You fucking pathetic loser." -- CathyG
"Obo is not exactly welcome in the blogosphere (or the LPUK) anymore, and I DO mean not welcome, so expect the same from him. Best of luck to anyone who takes over his blog. Last I heard, he is being hunted like a dog, and certainly not by me. " -- Old Holborn
"I have n’t accessed Longrider’s blog since reading you suggestion on there of sticking a broken bottle up Jacqui Smith’s vagina" -- DBC Reed
"You really need to trash the stupid, inane and pointelessly combative comments made by the likes of obnoxio. To become a forum for public debate - and to help Labour win - you need to create a generally convivial atmosphere, and certainly one in which intelligent argument has a chance of winning rather than the foulmouthed and unthinking mudslinging of these idiots." -- unidentified poster at labourlist.org
"Obnoxio and his potty mouth, this is indeed the same as the Nazis and their suppression of public debate" -- Timmy
The following is a disclaimer and a protest at the collection, retention and sharing of my personal mail by the morally bankrupt state.
By adding a string of key words, it will guarantee that each and every mail that I send will now need to be manually viewed as it is picked up by the auto scan software. If every person in the UK does exactly the same, then the entire system will quickly become so unmanageable, so unwieldy that it will become unworkable.
My key words are: bomb, assassinate, president, brown, Osama, Obama, Sarkozy, Merkel, government, target, location, rocket, grenade, al-Qaeda, Pakistan, India, Afghanistan, UK, America, guns, jets, bombs, machine-gun, terrorists, MP's, pigs, troughs, France, Germany, Italy, nuclear, Korea.
1 comments:
O/T
An important story you may have missed...
"Nicola from Girls Aloud is refusing to hand over half the ashes of her dead dog to her former partner."
- Metro
In a futile bid to show that I have my finger on the pulse, I sent this to a couple of trainees at work. Within seconds, one of the more switched on ones replied,
"I heard it was because she didn't know which half she would get to keep and didn't want to be left with just the arse."
I am sitting here 24 hours later still wondering if I am missing something.
(File under: Celebrity idiots)
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