Monday, 24 November 2008

Why not have a mong?

Mnnnnnngggggf:

many parents also felt that Britain had become a much better place to bring up a child with Down's syndrome


Indeed, it seems that the government is dead keen on everyone being illiterate, innumerate, uncritical and entirely dependent on others for survival. You might as well short-circuit the whole process and have a fucking mong. It'll save the government some effort.

Update: I have just had my attention drawn to the Daily Mash.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

You'll be winning no prizes for care and compassion, Obo bach, but your point is not wrong.

Is there a patent on the term "kakagenics"? I conceive it as the opposite of eugenics, where the authorities throw the evolutionary gear stick into reverse in order to breed a nation of passive, spherical, toothless blobs of protoplasm who sit on the sofa, eat chips, and press a button inscribed "Vote Labour" once every five years.

You may be too young to recall the masterpiece that was Mongoloid by Devo (short for the De-evolution Band, funnily enough). A brief burst:

Mongoloid he was a mongoloid
Happier than you and me
Mongoloid he was a mongoloid
And it determined what he could see
Mongoloid he was a mongoloid
One chromosome too manyyyyyyyyyyy ...

AntiCitizenOne said...

Compulsory Pre-Birth Disability insurance is the answer here.

Money returned if No live birth.

AntiCitizenOne said...

I thought the term for the opposite of Eugenics (government meddling with the gene pool) was disgenics(government meddling with the gene pool).

A bit like the "opposite" of Socialism (government meddling with the economy) was fascism (government meddling with the economy).

Anonymous said...

I feel very sorry for people who are cursed with a mongloloid child. The sorrow goes straight out the fucking window if they did not take any action whatsoever to prevent that from happening.

Whatever happened to the concept of quality control? It reminds me of British Leyland in the early 1970s.

Leg-iron said...

Obo,your ideas are already being accepted by thepopulation at large:

http://itn.co.uk/news/2afa1423accb4cf447f9979d19ff5c9b.html

this might not work but if it does, it's the same link.

People are listening, even if the government aren't.

Word ver: unded. Watch out, there's a Mandelson about.

Anonymous said...

I used to think like this but then I realised that mong becomes moron becomes faggot becomes dosser becomes yid becomes pikey becomes aristo becomes enemy of the state becomes bourgeoisie becomes kulak becomes fat, speccy, ginger, twat (and that would be me).

Roctopus said...

I agree with Anonymous.

I too, feel very sorry for people who are cursed with a mongloloid child.

Imagine having a chav son or daughter ...