FatBigot Towers is currently undergoing modest renovations. The members of the building community who attend each day clearly like my Waitrose super-soft (or whatever it's called) because they queue up to have a dump before they go home.
Today supplies were perilously low so I popped around the corner to Mr Patel's Merry Mart and bought some flimsy cheap stuff. Their fingers will go through it on first contact with anything damp. Should be just as effective as the fine product you mentioned.
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FatBigot Towers is currently undergoing modest renovations. The members of the building community who attend each day clearly like my Waitrose super-soft (or whatever it's called) because they queue up to have a dump before they go home.
Today supplies were perilously low so I popped around the corner to Mr Patel's Merry Mart and bought some flimsy cheap stuff. Their fingers will go through it on first contact with anything damp. Should be just as effective as the fine product you mentioned.
That ad made me laugh till tears ran down my face! Thanks Obnoxio!
So, how do they know how rough a badger's a**e is?
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