It was definitely rape. The horse said: "Neigh!" quite clearly.
An English man has been gaoled for three years after having sex with a horse a second time.
46-year old Leeroy Le Gallais was on probation for molesting the same horse, a gelding named Calico, last year.
He was caught on that occasion after leaving his underpants in the stables.
But a Guernsey court was told this week that despite his previous warning Le Gallais returned in a drunken state to reacquaint himself with the animal.
The horses’ owner found a ‘mounting stool’ next to the animal the next day.
The horse was also shuffling sideways or “box walking” which is usually a sign of stress.
He admitted to having sex with the horse and was gaoled for three years.
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There are two problems here.
1. I have never met an Englishman with a name like that, and the french are known for their love of horse "flesh".
2. It was a male horse for fucks sake, what a dirty pervert!
As opposed to a pretty, compliant, female sheep, say?
hmmmm. Not really to my taste I assure you.. Although I do have something on my blog currently on a similar topic..
I thought maybe you'd gone native.
Actually compared to the locals a sheep would look okay.
Oh, I see what you meant...
I do like the way the horse has one of those 'Unidentified Victim!' bars over its eyes... ;)
Are natives of the Channel Islands now English? Do They want that?
Everybody wants to be English, don't they?
Stan's view:
"Good stuff in the Trannygraph, yesterday.....
Headline is Bloke Has Sex With Horse. Honest. Not invent. Like News of Fucking World, innit.
Wasn't, as decent order-order bloke might expect, M fucking P or High Court Judge or noncing monsignor or George Robertson but just ordinary bloke; nutter, like, obviously, but not Establishment nutter. Have few glass of plonk and go along in stable and whoopsy-daisy, give old Dobbin right good seeing-to; only Dobbin was bloke horse so is aggravated, innit, gay horse rape,fuck me, not even a lady horse, country gone down toilet and no fucking mistake. Is best blame Gordon Brown and his gang of nonces, isn't it, Lord Robertson.
Judge said Never heard nothing like in all my years on the Bench; you are horrible fucking bastard and no horse is safe while you is at liberty, failing in my duty to horse community if not put you in slammer for three years, filthy fucking bastard. And sign horse offender register and stay on for life. If I had power would chop your cock off, pronto, big time. And no fucking anaesthetic. Take him down and no worries should he accidentally fall down fucking stair and head collide with wall and testicle get crushed in rush to save him from further injury.
Owner of horse said, I went to see Dobbin and he was looking very distressed and there was pair of filthy underpants, discarded at back of Dobbin where horse nonce climb up on stool and stick meat and potatoes in poor dumb animal. Dobbin is scar for life and need counselling, is one thing to have bloke ride on top of back, in saddle and everything, another story to have bloke stick cock up arse and shout, You Love It Don't You, You Dirty Slut. Is dirty filthy fucking bastard and hanging is too good. I don't pay my taxes to have freaks coming in here and fucking my horses up the arse. My Dad fought in the war and not so people can walk around raping my horses, what are the police doing, that's what I want to know. Probably busy arresting M fucking Ps or shoot fucking civilians in head with fifteen fucking bullets. Fucking bad enough I have to pay the mortgages of a generation of wannabee deadbeats who borrowed too much money but now I have to sleep in the fucking stable, with the horse whinnying and farting all night long, just in case some nutter comes in and finds Dobbin irresistible. Vote Conservative ? I should fucking co-co. Didya see that fucking prick Grieve on Newsnight, may as well be in the Labour Party, that cunt. Oh, fuck me, no, he says, whimpering, don’t want any bastard to resign. Waste of fucking space. Does he fuck horses, too ? Revolution, that's what we need, up against the wall motherfuckers, all of them. Didya see that fucking Queen's Speech? The place is like fucking Ruritania, shit make-believe uniforms and fucking fur and fucking tiaras, Keeper of the Cup, Holder of the Fucking Purse, Carrier Pursuivant of the Royal PissPot, all bowing and fucking scraping and sucking each others' knobs; that fucker Mandelson, done up like a dog's fucking dinner, ball and fucking chain's what that cunt needs, hard fucking labour on fucking Dartmoor the horrible fucking thieving cunt.
You know, there was a time in this country when you could sleep sound at night knowing your horses would be ok; now, under NewLabour, you can't turn fucking round without queues forming outside the stable of fucking welfare-dependant raving lunatics all lining-up either to stab the horse in the eye or stick their cheesy little knobs up his arse. And probably record it on their fucking cameraphones that they stole out of somebody's car and got put on probation for with a package of measures to help them address their offending fucking behaviour, the fucking bastards and send them on anger fucking management courses run by imbeciles who can't say fuck all but hopefully-this and clearly-that and the Devil-as-ever-is-in-the-fucking-detail and all move seamlessly up the Guardian career ladder until they are Sharon Shoeface, earning a hundred grand a fucking year for doing fuck all. And if you try to slap the horse-fucking fuckers in the chops Old Bill comes and throws you in jail for five years.
stanislav is disapprove of death penalty but even so, if you catch some cunt fucking your horse up the arse you ought to be able to shoot the dirty fucking bastard and not too many question get asked down copshop, innit ?
Used to be English bloke's home was castle, innit, stable, too; now soon all be owned by government and European Court of Human Right, Oh, brave new world what has such fuckers in it."
December 4, 2008 11:40 AM at Guido's
Won't somebody think of the horses?
The guy was only horseing around, sounds like a tall Tail. Now the horse is Saddled with being queer. Surprised this made in into the Mane headlines.
The guy's now got Horse VD, otherwise known as galloping knob rot.
Etc,.
Evidently buggering a horse is a more serious crime for the Courts than stabbing a taxpayer
Horse sex is a very dangerous hobby, as Mr Kenneth Pinyan found out:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenneth_Pinyan
Ross: Truly, 'tis better to give than to receive! :o)
"Truly, 'tis better to give than to receive! :o)"
Damn! I just finished wiping my eyes, having wept with laughter at Stanislav's take, and now I have to do it again... :)
I know the French love horse meat but...
It reminds of the Camel Joke.
Before I throw stones, though, I should consider what I think of when a wildlife documentary filmed in Africa shows a Thompsons Gazelle running away.
Obnoxio (and Stanislav)
Thank you for brightening my evening - Mrs Brennan and I haven't laughed so much since we read about the Dear Leader and his rocking horse...
I am very surprised that an MP, Lord or Minister wasn't involved in some way, however. Do you think the person is question might have been set up?
Is that what they call a stable relationship?
Badoom-tish!
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