Government downgrades Serjeant At Arms from no-nonsense military hard man to wittering clit.
Replaces (excellent) Labour speaker with (chippy, useless) Labour speaker, instead of adhering to convention and having a Tory speaker.
Massive cull of centuries of civil liberties.
Arrest of an MP on trumped-up charges. (Partly because we have a chippy, useless speaker, and partly because we have a wittering clit serjeant at arms.)
Databases up the wazoo, all draining massive amounts of money from us, but information about us leaked and leaked and leaked until we stop caring.
Billions of pounds slung at the NHS for worse and worse service and thousands of avoidable deaths; insufficient doctors and somehow still thousands of unemployed doctors.
Police entirely out of control, making up the law as they go along and plastic policemen who are not accountable to anyone useful.
Reams of legislation imported from the EU and gold-plated in a way that arsefucks the British people the hardest.
Corrupt politicians repeatedly appearing in our parliament. No charges ever levelled against any of them.
Banks nationalised at the drop of a hat.
Education fucked sideways, backwards, doggy style and anally fisted by a grizzly bear.
Insane amounts of taxpayer money thrown at pointless, ill-considered, headline-grabbing "initiatives" to zero good effect every day.
And now, this:
Section 6 of the Bank Charter Act 1844 (Bank to produce weekly account) shall cease to have effect.
What does this mean? It means that the Bank of England no longer has to tell anyone how much money they're printing. The government has fired up the printing presses and they're planning to follow Mugabe into the land of totally worthless money.
The IMF is broke. Who's going to bail us out now? I will freely admit that I've been doomsaying since 2001, fully expecting the collapse to happen in 2005. And if it had, we'd be well on our way out of it. But by manipulating, spinning, lying and cheating, the government managed to prop up the facade till 2008. The problem is that it's really fucked us now, because when
And still, 30% of the British population think that "anything but the Tories" justifies more of this.
I am not a religious man, but if I were, I would consider this country to be in a state where God Himself would not have the ability to fix it.