Saturday 6 December 2008

Life is a kick in the crotch ...

... when it's not beer and skittles, it's succumbing to one of your human virii. I've been told this one is called "man flu" (as opposed to "bird flu"?) and I will apparently be laid low for much of the weekend.

I'm not sure if this is true, my physiology seems to react differently to that of humans, but we will see.

2 comments:

Leg-iron said...

'Man flu'? Invented by some evil feminist group, no doubt.

Could be worse though. Could be 'clown flu' which gives you the biggest, reddest nose of all the 'flus and makes your feet swell up and your car shrink.

In severe cases, your bow tie spontaneously rotates. It's very, very nasty indeed.

So if it's just 'man flu', you'll be fine.

The Scumbag said...

So you did snog OH after all then??
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