Quick to fuck up

Never mind, you fat cunt, you can repent at leisure.

The twat was running a chaffeur service from his house, which was advertised in public. He even bragged about using ex-police drivers. The Mail on Sunday got hold of this and pointed out that this might be a bit of a security risk, what with Quick being the head of the anti-terror unit and all.

So the twat gets all huffy and claims that this is now all a big security risk, evacuates his family and then, even more bizarrely, issues a press release claiming that this was all "an attempt to undermine an investigation which is legitimate. The Tory machinery and their press friends are mobilised against this investigation in a wholly corrupt way, and I feel very disappointed in the country I am living in."

Christ, what a maroon!

At 15.45 the Conservative party issues this statement in reply: "The Conservative Party played no part whatsoever in the publication of this story. Assistant Commissioner Quick's claims of corruption and intimidation are absurd and wholly untrue. As the officer leading the inquiry into the allegations involving Damian Green, Assistant Commissioner Quick should display objective professionalism and not make baseless, political attacks. He should retract all of his allegations immediately."

A few minutes later Mr Quick issues this statement: "I regret and wish to retract my comment regarding corruption. The comment was made as I was in the act of having to move my family out of our home to a place of safety following the article in today's Mail on Sunday."

Mind you, I'll give him one thing: he makes Ian Blair look competent.

Update: Big Mac thinks Quick is well out of order and New Scotland Yard is too cosy to New Labia.