Thursday, 25 December 2008

A warm, festive feeling

The missus is visiting her mam for Crimbo. And on Christmas Eve, in the spirit of Christian kindness that envelops us all at this time of year, some retarded little cock monkey keyed her car.

Really, how fucking pathetic do you have to be to key someone's car? I would definitely re-introduce the death penalty for mindless car damage, including TWOCing. If the fucking police won't take it seriously, then your new Prime Mentalist certainly will.

Cowardly little cock-gobbling arsewipes.

3 comments:

Anoneumouse said...

Commiserations, I had a similar event occur a couple of years back.

However, you turn the other cheek or you shoot the bastard.

"A certain man went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves, which stripped him of his raiment, and wounded him, and departed, leaving him half dead".

and Gordon Brown said no win no fee

(deep)

Anonymous said...

There is no justice in this world.

In any responsible, loyal, decent country they'd all have been hung by the neck until dead by now. We'd have had the street drinking, parties and national holiday to celebrate. But we're a tip.

No Surrender - keep up the fight.

Have a happy Christmas.

Anonymous said...

I'm keeping OH's post about shotguns in mind (I'm pretty sure you've read it already, so I won't explain) but really, if we caught one of the little bastards in the act and used a shotgun to defend our property, would the police be on our side? Almost certainly not.

I can't wait until I finally get the chance to fuck off to the US (the southern states, not somewhere politically correct like Illinois or New York). Am I a maniac if I'm relishing the idea of going into a gun store and coming out a few minutes later with an AK47?

Not that I'd WANT to shoot the little scrotes, mind - I'm too soft for that, so I'd settle for electrodes attached to their genitals - I'd just like to live in a place where you have options to protect yourself, your family and your property other than phoning the police and waiting 3 hours for them to show up.