An Oz magistrate has informed a habitual speeding teenager that if he doesn't mend his high-speed ways he'll be sent directly to jail where showering sexual predators will make short work of his sorry arse.
According to Reuters, Brian Maloney of Sydney's Downing Center Court on Monday issued the blunt warning to an unnamed 19-year-old up before the beak for the third time for motoring offences - this time adding "driving without a license, failing to stop at a police alcohol check point and driving dangerously" to his list of automotive credentials.
Maloney banned the ne'er-do-well from driving until 2013, placed him on a one-year 12-month good behaviour bond and slapped him with 150 hours of community service - warning that a breach of any of these would result in some hard time.
Specifically, Maloney explained that the perp would "shower with the gorillas in the mist down at Long Bay jail". He elaborated: "You'll find big, ugly, hairy strong men who've got faces only a mother could love that will pay a lot of attention to you - and your anatomy."
Yep, sounds fair to me, if a little light.
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he doesnt seem too concerned
hmm, the state threatening drivers with rape - can't say this is particularly fine, instead it's quite chilling.
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