Assertions by a Harvard University environmentalist and green-website promoter that two Google searches cause carbon emissions equivalent to boiling a kettle appear to be based on questionable numbers. Building on the new research, the Reg can also exclusively reveal that three days of normal human farts cause the same amount of damage to the planet as a Google search. Google, however, say that a use of their search engine is only equivalent to farting once.
Drink tea, use google and fart as much as you like. Just kill a greentard every day to balance out your CO2 emissions.
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The cunts also want to ban large plasma tellies for the same reason.
The real reason is we're going to run out of 'tricity of course.
What with giving Windy-cunting-miller the job.
Let's go nuclear and shove the resultant waste up Porritt's arse until his colon gives off more light than a fucking H-Bomb.
Really? We can destroy the world with Google searches?
If only all those cartoon villians had known. What a Batman storyline that would have been. 'Pass me the Google-globbing Bat-spray, Robin. The Riddler's about to search for more porn.'
The best way to save the world is to reduce the population, and I suggest we start with anyone wearing sandals and cardigans knitted from live organic goats.
Being herbivores, they're edible too. Although I wouldn't eat the left side. It's far too bitter.
Oh yeah. I once did a Google search while drinking coffee and farting at the same time.
How many carbon credits will that cost me? Should I cut down on coffee?
They are watermelons, Obo. Green on the outside but red as fuck on the inside.
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