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I completely understand, Obo - I have Nigella Lawson's cookbook too, although several of the pages are now stuck together.Good job she looks nothing like her dad. Phwoooar, hubba hubba!I now feel an urgent need to lock myself in the bathroom for a few minutes. When I get back, I may well be blind.
Nigella has a great rack of goods but her show is rubbish."And it takes me no time at all to rustle up a plateful of shite for my posse of rent-a-friends!"Pass the sickbag, Alice.
Rubber gloves anyone?
come back soon
classic
Is it a cricketing term?
When I first saw the blog title, I thought it said, "Out for a pee."Now that's something you'd find difficult wearing rubber gloves!
Bad clown. Dirty clown.Shave your palms!It's taking a long time. Are you sure you're doing it right?
Obnoxio, I think it was PJ O'Rourke who said that nobody has fantacies about being tied up and whipped by a liberal.I assume your thoughts were turned to a threesome with Harriet Harman and Hazel Blears. Was Tessa Jowell looking longingly on?
DaveA, you are one sick motherfucker.Will you be my friend? :o)
I did miss out the bit about Tessa masturbating furiously while Harriet was doing Hazel with a strap on.
Of course you can be my friend. I have finally worked what MILF means:Men Inconsequential (to) Labour Feminists.
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I completely understand, Obo - I have Nigella Lawson's cookbook too, although several of the pages are now stuck together.
Good job she looks nothing like her dad. Phwoooar, hubba hubba!
I now feel an urgent need to lock myself in the bathroom for a few minutes. When I get back, I may well be blind.
Nigella has a great rack of goods but her show is rubbish.
"And it takes me no time at all to rustle up a plateful of shite for my posse of rent-a-friends!"
Pass the sickbag, Alice.
Rubber gloves anyone?
come back soon
classic
Is it a cricketing term?
When I first saw the blog title, I thought it said, "Out for a pee."
Now that's something you'd find difficult wearing rubber gloves!
Bad clown. Dirty clown.
Shave your palms!
It's taking a long time. Are you sure you're doing it right?
Obnoxio, I think it was PJ O'Rourke who said that nobody has fantacies about being tied up and whipped by a liberal.
I assume your thoughts were turned to a threesome with Harriet Harman and Hazel Blears. Was Tessa Jowell looking longingly on?
DaveA, you are one sick motherfucker.
Will you be my friend? :o)
I did miss out the bit about Tessa masturbating furiously while Harriet was doing Hazel with a strap on.
Of course you can be my friend. I have finally worked what MILF means:
Men Inconsequential (to) Labour Feminists.
Post a Comment