Firstly, the dozy cunt in the Nissan Micra who would NOT get out of my fucking way for seven miles and then at the very last second dived across two lanes to catch the exit, nearly causing a seven car pileup: I hope you die screaming in car fire.
Second, the arrogant cock sniffer in the shitty old Vectra who wouldn't get out of my way for five miles and then at the very last second, etc., etc.: I hope you enjoy many quiet hours with painful face cancer as your last companion.
And finally, to the boot-faced old bitch in the Kia Sedona full of feral chavs. You look like you've lived a hard, bitter life. Well, keep it up, because you so fucking deserve it, you arrogant cunt.