Friday, 6 February 2009

Fuck it!

Well, nothing is happening anywhere, so I'm off to open the scotch and masturbate myself into a coma for the weekend.

In the unlikely event that something happens, I'll be sure and let you all know.


Bob's Head Revisited said...

That's your weekend sorted then…

Oldrightie said...

The Lady addressing Gordo on my place might help!

Leg-iron said...

I'm hitting the booze tonight too, but since I'll be doing it in the pub I might skip the masturbating.

Depends how busy it is and whether the barmaid feels like helping out.

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Ahem...I won't mention rubber gloves.

The Penguin said...

Thank you for your e-mail.

Carol Thatcher's remarks were not made in private but in a BBC Green Room in front of a number of people including BBC staff and caused great offence to those who heard them.

The One Show had hoped that Carol would issue an unconditional apology to those whom she had offended. Unlike other presenters who have found themselves at the centre of a news story in the past, Carol declined to do so.

As a result, her position on The One Show is no longer tenable and there are no plans to work with her in the future on that show. This is because her role as a roving reporter requires her to report on a wide variety of issues and to meet a diverse range of people throughout the country, many of whom are unlikely to agree that her remarks were acceptable even as a joke.

This does not mean she is banned from the BBC as a whole but simply she is no longer able to fulfil her current role on The One Show.

The BBC considers any language of a racist nature to be wholly unacceptable.

Once again, thank you for taking the time to contact us.


BBC Complaints

The Penguin.

The Penguin said...

Found a new playground to pollute.

Hilariously there's a word-moderator on, converting "fucking" to "loving" - but it doesn't pick up "Fuck's"

I might just waste enough time there to see what my foul outbursts get mollified into.

I should try and get out more.

The Penguin.

JPT said...

Don't masturbate yourself into a coma mate - very embarassing for those that find you and for you when you wake up.

Trixy said...

Mind you don't get friction burns, m'dear.

BBC PC Inspector said...

fuck what is this?

I was doing my job and this fuck spoilt my afternoon.

Have you fucks heard of Media studies fuckers?

compliance and fucking now!

William Gruff said...

Scotch? What sort of Englishman are you? I'm drinking rum.

Lord Mandelbottom of Marrakech said...

Dear Mr Obo

I am not too keen on scotch, but if you need a hand on the masturbation front, then you know I am your man.

Much Love (to all young men/boys who need to unload)

glug glug.

Derek Draper said...

I'm not missing you. That's for sure!

Oldrightie said...

Derek Draper said...
I'm not missing you. That's for sure!

07-Feb-2009 21:25:00

Nor we Draper Twat. How's the latest muck going down?
Jaqui's property portfolio
Darling's crap rare outing today
3 million unemployed
Mega debt....................

Sod it, I'm off to the pub before it shuts down for good.

Derek Draper said...


You're the sort of person who has a collection of Golliwogs at home. I hate you!

Old Holborn said...

Obama swearing his head off

"You ain't my bitch nigga, buy your own damn fries"

Obnoxio The Clown said...

I'm not missing you. That's for sure!

Dunno why, Dolly, you just bin all my observations anyway. Just goes to show what a little wuss you are. Mind that Mrs Dale doesn't kick your skinny arse from here to Timbuktu now.