Friday, 20 February 2009

Not even I believe that shit!


"Listen chum, I believe that a 14 year-old girl got pregnant by the 'Holy Spirit', that the child was the Son of God and also God at the same time, whatever that means.

"I believe that he walked on water, that he raised the dead and that he fed 5000 people with a couple of haddock.

"I believe that he was killed and then came back to life all in the same weekend and I believe that these tiny little wafers are his actual body and this rather cheap, nasty red wine is his actual blood.

"Not only that, but I also believe some really weird shit about dead, unbaptised babies being condemned to limbo. And, between you and me, I also believe that Jesus could fly.

"Now given all that, you would expect me to swallow just about anything, but what you just said sounds like a lot of arse to me."


Oldrightie said...

I believe that a combination of the Old testament and The New are the best blueprint we pathetic mortals have to live a half way OK existence. The alternatives we are now "enjoying", as the Human Race continues on it's socialist course of destruction. People? Give me God any day, whatever God might be.

Steve Tierney said...

I've got to admit... I laughed.

Chalcedon said...

"Not your fault? Get the fuck out of my office."


So true. You see, Il Papa is infallible in such matters.