"Listen chum, I believe that a 14 year-old girl got pregnant by the 'Holy Spirit', that the child was the Son of God and also God at the same time, whatever that means.
"I believe that he walked on water, that he raised the dead and that he fed 5000 people with a couple of haddock.
"I believe that he was killed and then came back to life all in the same weekend and I believe that these tiny little wafers are his actual body and this rather cheap, nasty red wine is his actual blood.
"Not only that, but I also believe some really weird shit about dead, unbaptised babies being condemned to limbo. And, between you and me, I also believe that Jesus could fly.
"Now given all that, you would expect me to swallow just about anything, but what you just said sounds like a lot of arse to me."
Friday, 20 February 2009
Not even I believe that shit!