You are a pecksniff killjoy and, quite frankly a bit of cunt for saying this:
"What may seem like high jinks at the time could have a detrimental effect on the safety of others, and you could be arrested.
"Anyone who is causing anti social behaviour or who is acting irresponsibly in these current conditions could be subjected to criminal charges.
"For example throwing snowballs at vehicles could impair driver's view and cause a collision."
He added: "We understand people want to have fun in the snow but would ask members of the public to think about the consequences of their actions."
It's fucking snow. Get a life.
PS RoSPA: you can fuck off too:
The Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents (RoSPA) said that the issue was a serious one for motorists as they braved the snow.
A spokesperson said: "This is an issue about people throwing snowballs at cars which could cause damage.
"We must be carfeul not to confuse relatively harmless fun with a police issue where motorists are being attacked with snowballs.
It's snow.
Jesus fucking Christ.
17 comments:
Well said Sir. WTF is the chappy thinking of?
Ban the conker plod
The twat is you, obnoxious.
Throwing anything at motorists is bloody stupid.
Hope you get caught in an avalanche, you crass idiot, it's only snow...pathetic.
Hope you get caught in an avalanche, you crass idiot
Don't you need mountains and large amounts of snow for an avalanche? Not the 3" we actually got that has crippled the country and brought all the nannying cunts out of the woodwork.
Yesterday's snowfall was just the a straw in the wind assessment of our readiness for arctic cataclysm by the soon-to-be-resurgent glaciers.
"See how the puny humans are driven to distraction and panic by mere snow. Truly they cannot stand against us. Come my brothers; let us cleanse the British Isles of their fleshy infection and resume our ancient dominion. Our time is at hand!"
Our doom lurks in the north, ancient and remorseless.
(Arthur C.) Clarke woz rite!
What the hell is a 'police issue'??
Is that what they call acrime nowadays?
Brilliant article, excellent attack on the forces of stupidity and authoritarianism that governs us from all angles.
keep up the great work.
Us Libertarian bloggers are a national treasure. We deserve lottery funding.
Have a good one mate.
Unbelievable.
Word verification is 'glans'.
I was going to say something else but it's been obliterated by such an apt policeman's-helmet reference.
By the way, north of Aberdeen the snow has been washed away by rain. Not that there was much to begin with.
Without wishing to deny the cuntishness of any ACPO member, and no doubt Cuntstable Brown is among the cuntiest of cunts, it's a cunt's trick to throw any missile at a moving car and just for once, Plod is right. You cunt for making me agree with one of them!
WRT to Obo subject line...
Q.Whaddya cal a female police officer her shaves her minge?
A. Cuntstubble
Ummmm...
I live in Canada. I see the pictures but I do not see snow. I see small bits of crushed Martini ice cubes.
Over here we throw avalanches at cars. At least our small children do.
Perhaps you should eat some meat.
I've had vehicle damage from some feckless little shite lobbing stuff at my car so I'm inclined to agree with the filth for a change, knobber though he might otherwise be. If a snowball went through my window I'd want the little prick nicked, though being 30˚ here there's little chance of snow and the Vic police might simply shoot him dead anyway. But yeah, the hectoring, finger wagging, killjoy tone of Nigel Brownshirt makes me want to see a shovel full of snow, ice and grit shoved up his arse - just for being a nannying wanker. Will the chief plods ever stop pontificating and go out and do some fucking policing instead?
I say you fellows, there are places in jolly old England (see over at my place)where the kindly Council won't even let the little nippers play under a TREE, ffs!
So our taxes go on protecting toddlers from trees and trees from toddlers and... and it's all too much.
And I saw a woman on Monday prang her car in a wide open car park that had one - count it - one low wooden barrier around its distant edges for her to hit, in two inches of Castletownshire snow.
Ye gods, but what have we come to?
Actually this is far worse. Twats.
What a bastard. That's so not on. We used to put stones in our snowballs and throw them at people we didn't like.
Once my ma clashed my jaas for it. So I bust the fucker who touted's window.
You've obviously never been driving a car that's had its windscreen pelted by snowballs. It's not a pleasant experience, especially not when you have a hundred and one other things to worry about while you're trying to drive very carefully through snow and not hit anybody on the street (a proportion of who may be aiming snowballs at you).
(PS don't get me wrong, I normally love your blog. But remember the central principle of libertarianism? Personal responsibility. Throwing snowballs at car windscreens is NOT responsible behaviour, the little scrotes are invading my personal space.)
"But remember the central principle of libertarianism?"
Which is never, ever getting a joke or going over the top.
I have not seen anyone, child or adult, throw snowballs at cars.
That said, bloody barbed wire fences at the bottom of hills in places where in winter children go sledging should be removed. They are a bloody sight more fucking dangerous than a snowball.
God, I'm seriously pissed off today. Check out this bollocks about photography on OH's blog!
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