Monday, 16 February 2009

Who said romance was dead?

Tip of the clown wig to Clive.


Harrithebastard said...

Fuck me, that puts the car cleaning kit and ironing board i got my wife in the shade?

The Penguin said...

Could be worse, some idiot was set up for a right ride, see story at

The Penguin

Window Licker said...

Bollocks. I read that as Crisco and was looking forward to watching some anal porn. Maybe next time.

cartermagna said...

You boys have fuck all on my Dad; about 17 years ago my Mum opened a present on Christmas day believing it to be a fur coat... It was some car seat covers for her Mini Clubman estate... I shit you not. Funnily enough ever since then my poor Dad has been reduced to buying expensive jewellery and crap just to keep her happy. My as well tug on Superman's cape.

cartermagna said...

Oh and I forgot the best bit. The car seat covers were concealing the main present........ a sports steering wheel for said Mini Clubman estate.

That man is my hero.

Harrithebastard said...


Not so fast there?

I said i bought her a car cleaning kit , that does not mean i allow her to drive it?

Car seat covers , that is classy though.