Quite partial to the Porterhouse Plain myself ("a pint of plain is your only man"), but frankly if I have to listen to The Black Velvet Band or The Fields of Athenry ever again, I'm going to convert to Islam so I'm excused boozer duty.
I passed through a Lancashire town yesterday, stopped at traffic lights gazing around to see what the locals were up to on a nice sunny day - and what do I see?
A bunch of the local workshy falling around outside a spit & sawdust hovel, dressed as fucking Leprachauns.
and there was i gonna be sympathetic and say how i'm getting run ragged as well, and all you guys wanna talk about is the booze! never mind, i like a nice stout as much as the next guy. who's round is it?
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Good. Its about time you did some proper work. You lazy cunt.
one can only hope
Ah, I've twigged now...you've really gone off celebrating St Paddy's Day with Guido.
Hope you're drinking oyster stout, not that insipid Guinness.
wv: barpot
Says it all!!!!
Quite partial to the Porterhouse Plain myself ("a pint of plain is your only man"), but frankly if I have to listen to The Black Velvet Band or The Fields of Athenry ever again, I'm going to convert to Islam so I'm excused boozer duty.
I passed through a Lancashire town yesterday, stopped at traffic lights gazing around to see what the locals were up to on a nice sunny day - and what do I see?
A bunch of the local workshy falling around outside a spit & sawdust hovel, dressed as fucking Leprachauns.
I fucking despair
and there was i gonna be sympathetic and say how i'm getting run ragged as well, and all you guys wanna talk about is the booze! never mind, i like a nice stout as much as the next guy. who's round is it?
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