Britain will contribute to a new World Bank fund for the poorest countries, Gordon Brown is expected to confirm on Monday.
The fund calls on the richest nations to finance it with 0.7% of the money they have used to bail out the banks.
Look you fucking monocular mentalist: we're tired of you pissing OUR, yes, that's right, OUR fucking money out against the wall of saving the world. Why don't you cash out your fucking pension and set fire to it, then boil the ocean with it instead?
STOP SPENDING OUR FUCKING MONEY, YOU DAFT CUNT!!!
Tip of the clown wig to the Coffee House.