Tuesday, 3 March 2009

He is a complete twat, isn't he?



The moment he's been masturbating over furiously. He's been practising for months. The picture has been chosen by his staff to make him look his absolute best.

And he still just looks like a gurning fuck knuckle.

Update: There's just no comparison, is there?



Update 2: Via the extremely alert Penguin, this:

"The funniest moment during my time at the Elysée Palace was to see Gordon Brown trying to eat Savoyard fondue at Carla's place. It was really worth being there."

16 comments:

Paul said...

Don't make fun of him. He can't help being a monumental fucking insult to window lickers everywhere.

Dungeekin said...

"Mr Humphries, are you free?"

"I'm free!"

D

Odin's Raven said...

President welcomes new cleaner to White House staff. He's there to clean up the mess that he says started in America.

Mummy said...

Please take this
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7921780.stm
and give it a good seeing to. I am so fucked off I think some thing just popped.
Love the shoe advert, very lush.
Mummy x

bellagerens said...

I note that the gents are wearing what appear, at first glance to be matching suits and ties. Although, of course, Obama has his American-flag lapel pin, without which he would not be.

Obnoxio The Clown said...

@Mummy: what's the point? Ahmed is one of the chosen few. I'm surprised he went to jail at all.

Ron said...

I'm so embarrassed that he is our Prime Minister. Who even voted for the cunt?

Obnoxio The Clown said...

@Ron: Er, er, er ... it'll come to me in a moment ...

Tory Poppins said...

OMG I knowwwwwwww! It doesn't matter what suit you put him in - or how you dress him up - he's disgusting. And no . . there's absolutely no comparison!

The Raven said...

The way he's standing in the first picture suggests to me that he's got an erection and is trying to hide it...

Obnoxio The Clown said...

@Raven: thanks for that!

Dennis said...

What's the word I'm groping for? Monosyllable, explosive, especially satisfying to say, even more satisfying to shout ... begins with a C ... what is it now?

I'll have to get back to you.

Man with Many Chins said...

obo said:
"And he still just looks like a gurning fuck knuckle."

Thanks for writing that. I just spat my fucking coffee all over my keyboard ya cunt. Nearly came out my nose as well!

LMFAO

Dr. Dave said...

Trust me, they both an affinity for fucking you up the ass just as quick as they can (and gleefully so). So there's one comparison to be made.

Anonymous said...

Is that his 'cum' face?

In the second picture, the one less staged, you can see the signs of tardive dyskinesia. Not only that, he has the body tone of someone who's just suffered a stroke.

The Penguin said...

Don't let him near the Cheese Fondue!

The Penguin