Wednesday, 25 March 2009

Things I never thought I'd read

Ladies, if, at one breakfast time, the man you love – or you, at least, tolerate for the time being - slaps down a photograph of a uniformed policewoman licking an ice cream, and then begins to pleasure himself into your half-empty breakfast cereal dish, it doesn’t – necessarily mean you are co-habiting with a fetishist, merely a fairly typical male.

5 comments:

Dungeekin said...

The writings of Mr Trouser-Quandary are a great way to start the day. . .

D

sixtypoundsaweekcleaner said...

Boy asks his mum, "Is it wrong to have a willy?"
"No why?" she asks.
"Well dads sweating like fuck in the bathroom trying to pull it off"

Old Bag said...

some men are easily pleased, then.

Anonymous said...

You can get anything on the NHS nowadays it seems (except for a clean hospital).

http://news.aol.co.uk/trust-defends-rubber-penis-giveaway/article/20090324121504134902795

Anonymous said...

thanks for the link; like Beachcomber but with added lubricants.

Incidentally, the spamfilter image is "gushe". Fnarrr!