“Yes, I’m white,” he said, stepping up to the podium. “But I do have a Blackberry!” He waved it in the air triumphantly. “I now have four thousand friends on Facebook!” he said. “In politics I would be lucky to have half a dozen.”
Pie-munching, fist-waving, Jag-driving, chipolata-bearing oaf.
6 comments:
Fuck me.
If cunts could fly he'd be a squadron leader.
They just don't fucking get it, do they? The only reason 4,000 people follow this fucking dickhead is because he's a good, but involuntary, source of humour.
When was the last time somebody said to you "That John Prescott. He's a laugh, isn't he? And a right good politician, too?"
It's never happened. In real life, you've only ever heard "Did you see that fucking useless fat cunt on PMQs? Fucking embarrassing, isn't he? You'd think they'd have given him some lessons on public speaking by now, wouldn't you? What a fucking arsehole." Or something similar.
I don't follow him. Have given up following prats and egotistical males. I still follow you though obo :)
Can't imagine why ... :o)
Half a dozen what? Secretaries?
He started off as a steward and was so shite at his job he got into politics, the cunt has never worked. Who gives a flying fuck about his life? Not me that's for sure but then you worked that out already!
When Norman Wisdom sang "Don't laugh at me because I'm a fool" at least he was aware.Prescott is fucking clueless.
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