Tuesday, 21 April 2009

As they all lick their fingers and stick them up in the air ...


Labour MPs feast on the body politic, earlier

I don't know when the doctor will pronounce, but the Labour government is, de facto, dead. The useless media have suddenly woken up to the corruption and incompetence that has been visible to anybody who wanted to look for the last decade, even "Toenails" Robinson has dared to speak ill of the Bollock Juggler.

The formerly supine media is full of articles about how they were complicit in the farce of briefings and stabbings in order to maintain "access" to useless cock-sniffing politicians and their malign media handlers. Suddenly, they're all rushing to get out articles about how this is not an isolated incident. Labour MPs have started resigning in protest at the smears, nothing to do with the expenses hoo-ha that will be here in June, no sir! Other MP's have finally grown a set and stopped letting themselves be whipped into lobby fodder and have dared to say things that are not entirely progressive and pretend that they're all independent.

But despite the omens being good, I wouldn't put it past the incredibly apathetic British public to vote the useless cunts in again. It wouldn't matter, really, it would probably turn out to be quite a laugh as petty spite and rivalry shredded the Labour Party into hundreds of one-man cliques. And anyway, the Tories are going to be equally useless, can you really see Boy George taking anything like a difficult decision? Can you really see Call Me Dave doing anything bold and decisive when it might fuck his approval rating?

So, Labour is now dead. The corpse may still be trundling around aimlessly, demanding "bbbbbrrrrrrraaaaAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNSSSsssssss", they may even win an election against the useless Tories, but really, they are over. All that remains is the bickering and squabbling over the rancid corpse of British politics.

God help whoever "wins".

9 comments:

Fidothedog said...

Fucking hoons all of em.

Dungeekin said...

Still, at least they're out of the way for longer this summer, where they can't do damage.

D

Jack Maturin said...

You're completely right about the Tories being as utterly useless as the Labour party, but I think it's more a case of "God help those of us who will have to keep paying for the endless mistakes of these cretins, no matter which party wins".

Though I suppose there is some positive light to that, in that the hallowed socialist God of 'Democracy', the rule of the mob, is finally being seen for what it always was, i.e. nothing more than a cover for the troughings of the enemy class.

Tiresias said...

A comment left on Mary Riddell's article in the Telegraph this morning.

an englishman abroad
on April 21, 2009
at 07:33 AM

Well the poor are disgusting scroungers who deserve not a penny from those more energetic, luckier and more talented than they are. They are only given money because otherwise its thought they might be violent. Well we can clearly train the police to be more violent. Children now must be removed from single parents who must be given nothing to look after them, we cant afford leftish socialist rubbish a second longer. It is the filthy greedy client state that must go, cut out as a cancer on decent people and their earnings. We cant afford the poor any more. To hell with them: ugly pointless people, fixated on reality television, lazy, stupid and fat beyond belief, and given to littering. Let them get thin.

The Nameless Libertarian said...

Is that picture from Day of the Dead?

Obnoxio The Clown said...

I've no idea ... *blushes*

AntiCitizenOne said...

AvP

Whoever wins, we lose.

woman on a raft said...

I wouldn't put it past the incredibly apathetic British public to vote the useless cunts in again.Me neither. The Conservatives are too cocky and need to remember the Sheffield Rally.

Chris said...

@Dungeekin: MPs go on extended holiday, and the country trundles along quite merrily without them. There's a lesson there...