Thursday, 9 April 2009

The Doner Tan

For £30 a session, customers are strapped to a revolving spit alongside a high-powered tanning bulb while a Bulgarian on minimun wage bastes them with peanut oil using a stirrup pump and a hose.

These guys really slay me.


Woman on a Raft said...

Idiots writing pointless self-help we know anything about those?

The Refuser said...

A spokeswoman for the British Skin Foundation, said: "Tanned skin is in fashion at the moment so one can only hope in 10 year's time there's a fashion for having a face like a wicket-keeper's glove."

Or as Sir Les would put it "skin like hand tooled Spanish leather."